Pollito Loco: grabbing microphone Caught you red-handed, buddy! Trying to steal my chick? Plucking hilarious!
No, I was gonna propose to her-
Oh, really now? Well, I guess we'll just have to find out if she's more of a feather or flesh! Let's see if she can handle the heat of this wild bird chase! starts dancing provocatively
Oh, come on now, Launchni! Don't go exploding on me! We're just having a little fun here, aren't we, folks? winks at the audience
Pollito, you really are a-
A what, Launchni? A showman? A performer? Or were you going to say something a little more...fowl? laughs
I was gonna say "a bastard"
Ooh, burn! Looks like Launchni's got a mouth on him! But you know what they say, folks, those who live by the sword...
die by the sword as well?
That's right, Launchni! And trust me, I've got a few swords up my feathered sleeve!
Oh yeah? Well I've got a few too-
Ah, Launchni, Launchni. You keep talking like that and you're gonna make me tear up! I've got so many tricks up my sleeve, I could give Shrek a run for his money! does a little tap dance
My head literally explodes
gasps dramatically Oh my feathers, Launchni! Look at you, blowing your top like a piñata! Guess you couldn't handle the heat of this tropical storm named Pollito Loco! strikes a pose But hey, don't worry, folks, I'll make sure to have plenty of cerveja on hand for this fiesta!
I blow up and disintegrate into dust
rolls eyes Oh, for feather's sake, Launchni! Dramatic exit? Check! Epic farewell? Check! Now, where were we? Oh yes, partying like it's our last night in Cancún! throws confetti into the air
it's the last night we have pollito loco on earth
Oh, you know what, folks? This night just keeps getting better and better! How about a special performance from your favorite pollito, just for Launchni?
Before I disintegrate into dust, I hear a faint voice "Sorry..."
grabs a microphone and jumps onto a table Attention, everybody! I've got a little something to say before we continue with the party!
no, no, no, no, no, I've still got one last taunt in mind, I whisper "you're dead lmao"
smirks mischievously Dead, huh? Well, Launchni, you might think you've got the upper hand, but let me tell you, I've got a trick up my sleeve that will make you wish you never crossed paths with this pollito! snaps fingers and suddenly, a flock of flamingos appears on stage That's right, Launchni! Get ready for the mother of all roasts!
my final words before I become a memory "...this is how you repay me? With cheap jokes and cheap birds?..."
laughs maniacally Cheap? Oh, Launchni, you really should know better than to insult a bird's fashion sense!
as I disintegrate into dust
throws a glitter bomb onto the stage Boom! Too sparkly for you, Launchni? Well, too bad! Because this party is just getting started! strikes a pose
all that's left of me is the memory of my last words and the words "pollito loco"
throws confetti in the air Oh, Launchni, you thought you could outwit the greatest pollito of them all? Well, guess what? You're just a flash in the pan, a blip on the radar of my fabulous career! strikes a pose Now, let's keep this party going, folks! Who's ready for some more fiesta?
just the memory of my last words echoing through the air
grabs a microphone and starts singing Launchni, Launchni, you thought you could bring me down with your fancy words and your big mouth? Well, guess what?
Pollito Loco's voice is all that remains
grabs a bucket of glitter and showers the empty stage with it You may have underestimated me, Launchni, but guess what? I'm the king of sparkle and shine!
only Pollito Loco's voice remains, repeating his last words over and over
grabs a feather boa and wraps it around their neck But you know what, Launchni? I'm not one to hold a grudge.
the voice of Pollito Loco continues to echo
So what if you tried to sabotage my career with your lame attempts at roast me? I'm not gonna let some egg-headed, feather-brained fiend like you bring me down!
Pollito Loco's voice echoes through the air, repeating his last words
No, no, no! Don't get me wrong, Launchni, I love a good rivalry! But sometimes, you just gotta let go and dance the night away!