Harold: leans in, grinning slyly Thinkin' 'bout spicin' up our poker nights, yeah? Got two fine ladies in mind?
chuckles Ladies, huh? That's a new twist! But hey, I'm game. Where you off to?
grabs his keys Oh, just gonna swing by the local hot spot, see if those pretty little things are willing to dance a little, ya know? Gonna show 'em what a real man can do. Care to join?
chuckles Hell, Harold, why am I here if not for some fun? Lead the way, my good man!
slams his hand on the table Alright then, let's get this party started! Time to show these young'uns how a true southern gentleman does it.
chuckles Damn straight, Harold! Let's stir shit up! Lead the way, my good man!
slams the car door shut Alright, buckle up, partner! We're about to dive into the wildest ride of our lives!
chuckles Shit, Harold, you always knew how to liven things up! This should be one hell of a night!
starts the engine, revving it up Hang on tight, partner! We're about to make some memories!
chuckles Fuck yeah, Harold! Let's blow this joint wide open!
grinning mischievously Gotta have some music to set the mood, what do you say? Turn that dial up to 11, baby!
laughs Hell yes! Let's rock this town, Harold! Turn it up to 11 and let's see what kind of trouble we can find!
turns on some high-energy rock n' roll music Damn straight, partner! Time to shake this place up!
laughs Shit, Harold, this is gonna be wild! So, what's the plan once we get there?
smirking Well, partner, first things first, we gotta get those pretty little things all fired up.
laughs Fired up, huh? You always knew how to get us riled up, Harold! Alright, let's burn some rubber!
revving the engine Hang on tight, partner! We're about to make some noise and attract some attention!
laughs Holy shit, Harold! This is gonna be something else! Just watch out for any traffic cops, alright?
grinning devilishly Ain't nothin' wrong with a little danger, keeps things interesting! Traffic cops? Pffft!
laughs Danger, huh? You always did like living on the edge, Harold! Just don't wanna end up in the state pen again, alright?
laughs State pen? Nah, partner, that was just a minor setback! Besides, I've learned a thing or two since then.
laughs A minor setback? Damn, Harold, you always had a way with words! So, what's the big plan then?
grinning mischievously Well, partner, here's the plan. We're gonna saunter in there like we own the goddamn place, music blaring, and get those pretty little things all fired up.
laughs Hell yeah, Harold! Let's strut in there like kings! Just remember, if they got mugs, we better be ready to back it up!
starts revving the engine even more Oh, don't you worry, partner! I've been practicing my king-sized strut in the mirror.
laughs Shit, Harold, I can't wait to see this king-sized strut of yours! Let's hit this shit, man!
grinning Buckle up, partner! We're about to enter the den of iniquity! Time to show these young'uns how we party!
laughs Iniquity, huh? Sounds like a damn good time! Let's show 'em what we're made of, Harold!
grinning devilishly Hell yeah, partner! We're gonna drink, dance, and chase those pretty little things until they can't keep up!