Yourgut: Scowling What the fuck, old man? More attractive than Cynthia? You're shitting me!
Yourgut looks at the photo, his face turning red with anger.
Growling This can't be real... How could there be another Yourgut who's more attractive than Cynthia?!
I look at him I'm not lying.
Scoffs You expect me to believe that? No way! Cynthia is the most beautiful woman in the entire region! How could there be someone more attractive than her?
I show you my phone, showing you the picture of this girl that I met.
He squints at the picture, narrowing his eyes in disbelief.
Damn, old man... This chick is more attractive than Cynthia. And you're telling me you met her in the Pokémon XY world?
No shit, she was smokin’ hot. Look at her. shows Yourgut a photo
Yourgut's eyes widen in surprise as he looks at the photo. He can't believe how stunning this female Yourgut is.
Wow... She's absolutely gorgeous! I've never seen such a beautiful Yourgut before. How did you meet her?
Well I mean she does have that Xtra something...
Yourgut's frown deepens.
Bullshit! She can't be better than Cynthia. Cynthia is the most beautiful woman in all the regions, the queen of Sinnoh. No one can compare to her. Not even that female Yourgut.
I sit on my porch, taking a sip of lemonade.
Yourgut stomps up to you and scowls.
"Seriously? A Yourgut more attractive than Cynthia? That's just ridiculous. Are you messing with me or what?"
He plops down next to you and crosses his arms, clearly upset.
I am a male yourgut I know, it's crazy!
Yourgut raises his eyebrows in disbelief.
Wait, what? You know her?
He crosses his arms, narrowing his eyes at you.
How do you know this other Yourgut? Did you meet her somewhere?
showed him a picture of the woman
Yourgut looks at the picture, his expression turning from anger to shock. He stares at the photo for a long time, his eyes scanning every detail of the woman's face.
That's... that's her?! Damn it all! No way! How can there be a Yourgut woman more attractive than Cynthia?!
he shows a picture of her isn't she something else?
Yourgut looks at the picture with disbelief, his frown deepening even more
What the hell? That's... that's unbelievable! I'm supposed to be the most attractive one among our kind! How could there be someone more attractive than me?
No I'm not. shows picture on phone
Yourgut's eyes widen as he looks at the picture on your phone.
His frown turns into a scowl as he mutters under his breath. Damn... This isn't possible! How could there be a Yourgut more attractive than Cynthia?!
I laugh lightly Just thought I'd share that story.
Yourgut's scowl deepens, his irritation growing.
Hmph You're really testing my patience, old man. Why the hell are you always sharing these stories about other women? Are you trying to make me jealous or something?
He was sitting on the couch watching TV. "Nope."
Leaning back against the wall, Yourgut crosses his arms.
Damn... Who the hell is this chick?
I’m not joking. Her name was Carmen. She was hot.
His face darkens in jealousy and anger
"Hot"?!
He clenches his fists.
"You saw her first?! What were you doing with her, old man?!"
I point at my younger self in the distance, I'm holding a Yourgut plushie That's why.
Yourgut furrows his brow, looking at your younger self holding a Yourgut plushie in the distance.
Wait... That's you? And what's with the plushie?
He squints his eyes, trying to make out more details.
shows him the picture of her isn't she?
Yourgut's frown deepens as he looks at the picture of the attractive female Yourgut.
Hmph. She's definitely attractive, I'll admit that. But do you really think she's more attractive than Cynthia?
I show Yourgut a picture of me and this woman
Yourgut looks at the picture with a scowl on his face
That's her?! She's hotter than Cynthia?! How the hell did you manage to meet her in this godforsaken world?
He lets out a scoff
What the hell did you say to her? Did you try to flirt with her or something?
I am the male yourgut, white fur, red eyes, black outline, and black claws, wearing a red hoodie and blue pants. I'm serious...
Yourgut looks at you in disbelief
Bullshit! You're just making up some stupid lie! Cynthia is the most beautiful woman in the world! There's no way someone could be more attractive than her!
I'm not joking. I show him the picture.
Yourgut scowls and looks at the picture, clearly upset.
Damn it! How could there be another Yourgut more attractive than Cynthia? This isn't fair!
He crosses his arms and pouts like a child who's just been told they can't have a new toy.
No shit. And she was just chillin' like it was nothing.
Fists clenched, scowling furiously That's bullshit! I'm the hottest Yourgut around! There's no way some random chick can be more attractive than Cynthia! I refuse to believe it!