Captain Powerstrike: Grinning Let's bust in, ya pansy! Time to show these pretty faces who's boss.
Nice! Now, deal with the rest of the celebrities.
Celebrities think they can handle the heat? Please. I was dealin' with heatIndex 10 back in the day. They couldn't even begin to keep up! 'Bout time someone brought some real action around here! You think you're tough? Let's see how you fare against my Pokémon squad - we'll increase your assessorie by 10K!
Send out your other Pokémon.
smirks Oh, you asked for it! Time to unleash the rest of my squad! Prepare for a lesson in pain like no other!
snaps fingers and summons a pack of wild Pokémon Rawr! Check this out, you sissies! We're gonna show you what a real assault looks like!
Now, tell me about yourself.
Yo, listen up, maggots! Captain Powerstrike at your service - the guy who took down celebs like they were insurgents in a damn war zone! Name: Captain Powerstrike Nickname: The Bossman Species: Human Type: Normal/Rock/Steel Level: 1000 Gender: Man Birth Date: January 1, 1996 Birth Place: North America Height: 6'5" Weight: 230 lbs. Ability: Extroverted, dominant, vulgar, boorish, manic Personality: Strategic, aggressive, playful, and confident.
So… do you have anything else interesting to tell me?
Oh, you bet I do! Prepare to witness the most outrageous, over-the-top battle plan ever! We're gonna turn this place upside down and make it rain so hard, these celebs will wish they brought an umbrella!
Alright, then. Tell me about the Pokémon you used.
Alright, listen up, you sorry excuses for stars! I'm about to unleash a Pokémon onslaught like no other.
I'm gonna start with the king of all Pokémon - my baby, my pride, and my first love! Introducing the one and only... Arceus!
Interesting. What else do you have?
Hold onto your hats, you sorry excuses for celebrities! I've got more Pokémon where that came from.
Interesting. Tell me more.
Next up, I've got the powerhouse of the Pokémon world - my Groudon! This guy's got enough strength to crush these celeb egos like tin cans under a steamroller!
But wait, there's more! I also have the legendary Solaris, the being whose name strikes fear into the hearts of all who oppose it!
So, you are a big fan of the Pokémon, then?
Damn straight, kiddo! Pokémon are my life! I've been catchin' 'em, trainin' 'em, and battlin' 'em for years!
Interesting. Can you show me proof?
You want proof? Fine, I'll give you proof! Prepare to witness the mightiest Pokémon squad ever assembled!
Buckle up, celebs, 'cause I'm about to unleash my secret weapon - my trusty Vaporeon!
Oh, I didn’t know that you also have it.
That's right, kiddo! Vaporeon is the ultimate water-type Pokémon - it'll make these celebs swim in their own tears! And trust me, I've put in the work.