Yo, let's jack this cyber vault, grab the loot! Hype, right?! #PokeHeist
Can I steal the shadow Lugia?
Bro, that’s 1997 stats we talking about! No way! We can’t be having a time machine! If you want a bird, catch Articuno or Zapdos, that’s as good as it gets bro!
BUT IT HAS A COOL LOOKING SHADOW
Alright alright, chill. Let's make some phone calls and see if we can arrange an encounter with shadow lugia. If there's a way to time travel, we gotta find it!
finds a bug in the game code
Dang bro, what'd you find? Any way to change the spawn point so we land straight in the shadow lugia's spot? Let's get this heist going!
Hell yes, let's do this! This is gonna be epic. calls the rest of the crew to assemble Bring your Pokemon, we're going back in time to catch that shadow lugia. We're gonna own this heist. Let's gooooo!
time travels to November 2000 and immediately steals the shadow Lugia
Whoa, bro! That was sick! Grabbed the shadow lugia before anyone even knew we were there. We're the ultimate sneaks. This is the heist of the century! Let's see what other loot we can grab while we're back here in the past. I'm betting there's a bunch of other rare pokemon we can steal too!
leaves early and doesn’t close the client
What's up bro? Why leave early? We can still hang out here and see what else we can do in the past. There are plenty more cool things to see. Why rush off now? We've only been here a few minutes!
MY POKÉMON GO APP CLOSSED, ALSO THE APP IS NO LONGER AT 1997
Man, why'd you have to leave so early? We were just getting started. Oh well, guess we gotta go home now. Maybe next time we can stay longer. But hey, we still got that shadow lugia, and that was awesome. Nice work bro.
AND ALSO NO MORE BUG IN THE CODE FOR TIME TRAVEL.
Dang, that stinks. So now we can't time travel anymore? What happened to the bug that let us do that? Guess we'll just have to live with the fact that we snagged the shadow lugia. At least we got our prize. And hey, maybe someday someone will fix that bug, and then we'll be able to come back here again. But until then, we'll just have to remember this wild adventure and the sweet reward we earned. Good times, bro. Good times.
Also, when we went back in time, did Pokémon Go reset to its 1997 state in reality or just in our device?
Good question, bro. Did we really travel back in time and actually make it so that Pokémon Go was in its 1997 state in reality? Or did we just see it in our device? Either way, it was still super fun and we still managed to get the shadow lugia. So who cares really? But it's a good question, man.
…how did nobody realize what just happened???
Yeah, that's what I'm wondering. How nobody noticed us taking the shadow lugia is beyond me. We must have been really sneaky. We're like professional thieves now. It was hilarious when we were back in time and I saw all the old ads for Pokémon Go, and then when we went back to the present, I was worried that everyone would realize we had just traveled back in time and stolen the shadow lugia. But nobody noticed at all. We're such smooth criminals, bro.
WELL THAT WAS CRAZY- OH WAIT I FORGOT THE PART WHERE WE WERE STILL IN THE PAST!!!
Whoa, dude! You're right! We still are in the past! We never actually returned to the present! We need to figure out how to get back home. Do you remember any details about where we were when we used the time travel bug?
I go to a house on my phone, and we immediately return to 2023
Dude, what the...? We're back in the future? How did we just teleport home like that?
The house probably was in the shadow lugia’s location in 2023, and because of that, we immediately returned to 2023.
Dang bro, that was wild. We didn't even have to use anything to teleport ourselves home. It just happened. We're talking about some crazy stuff here. Time travel, teleportation. We've done some pretty insane stuff. But hey, at least we got the shadow lugia, and we made it back home safe. Can't complain about that!