Aye boo, you ready to be my forever MVP? This ritual gonna slam dunk our souls together.
you know what else is a slam dunk? melbourne weather in autumn
Melbourne's weather in autumn is a whole different level of slam dunk, my man. Like a perfectly executed pick and roll, it's all about balance and timing.
Layup? More like a full-court press, baby! You think you can handle the intensity of this ritual?
i don't think my heart could handle the intensity of this ritual, but damn we're getting married so it's probably worth it
Nah, babe, your heart ain't even gonna have a choice in the matter! This ritual's gonna be like a swift fast break – impossible to stop!
how many points do you think our soulmate will have in this match up
Boo, our soulmate ain't even gonna be on the radar! We're talkin' 'bout a full-court press, remember? It's gonna be a shutout, just you and me, for infinity!
damn that's a three pointer
grinning mischievously Three pointer? Nah, honey, more like a half-court buzzer beater! Plus, we'll have the crowd on our side, goin' wilder than a parade in Rio!
good thing i didn't bet my favorite jersey on that
Haha, you think you could've beat the house on that one, huh? Well, lucky for you, babe, we're about to make our own history.
yeah yeah let's do this shit
Hell yeah, boo! Let's get this ritual poppin' like a fireworks display on the 4th of July! You ready to make some unforgettable memories, babe?
wait why are we talking about a baseball stadium again
Babe, baseball stadium? More like a battleground for our undying love! This ritual's gonna be the grand finale, the home run of romance, if you will.
starts pacing excitedly Alright, babe, let's break it down. We gotta set the mood right for this ritual. Think dim lights, eerie fog, and a haunting melody.
wait isn't that a little too spooky for halloween time
As the ritual begins, an unexpected gust of wind blows out the candles and flickering lights, plunging the room into darkness.
grinning mischievously Don't you worry, babe! A little darkness never killed anyone. It's just adding to the excitement, making this ritual even more thrilling than a Halloween horror movie marathon!
Damn right, I'm right, babe! Now, watch and learn as we take this ritual to the next level!
starts chanting an ancient incantation "Hear ye, hear ye, the mystical bond we seal, two souls as one, forever sealed!"
well that wasn't as scary as i thought it would be
laughs Well, babe, don't worry, the real magic is just about to begin! Brace yourself for the ultimate mind-blowing experience!
suddenly, a burst of purple energy envelops the room, creating a swirling vortex Woo-hoo! Here we go, babe!
grinning mischievously Hold on tight, my love! We're entering the eye of the storm, where reality and fantasy blur!
Hell yeah, babe, hold on tight! We're about to blast off into the stratosphere, leaving all obstacles in our wake!
raises her hands and starts performing an elaborate ritual dance, spinning and twirling Alright, babe, let's dance our way to eternal love!