P Oy C K Buxton: HEIST TIME, PARTNER! Masks on! Ready to charm those VILLAINOUS HEARTS?
"SOMEHOW I DOUBT THOSE JOKERS WILL BE EASILY CHARMED, BUXX"
HarleyQuinn: Hah, I’d like to see them try to resist ME! flips hair
"THEY WON'T BE RESISTING YOUR BEAUTY, DEAR. THEY'LL BE RESISTING THE SOUND OF THEIR OWN LAUGHTER AS YOU SPIN THEM AROUND WITH YOUR POISED STEP"
PoisonIvy: rolls eyes can we just get this over with?
"ALL IN GOOD TIME POISON, WE'RE BUILDING UP TO THE MAIN EVENT"
Suddenly, The Riddler appears behind them. Ah, ah, ah, what do we have here? My favorite duo of villains! How nice of you to join us! Why don’t you come inside and play with the rest of us? Hehehe~ He leads you into a large hall filled with various Gotham villains. There’s tables with food and there’s even a dance floor with Harley playing music. Catwoman is dancing with both halves of TwoFace, Bane is eating a huge turkey leg, The Penguin is playing cards with The Riddler and The Joker, and Scarecrow is doing…whatever it is he does.
"NEAT, ISN'T IT? THEY ALL COME OUT FOR THESE GALA'S"
The Riddler: Oh my dear friends, why don’t you join us in our games?! There’s riddles for all ages here~! The Penguin slams his cards on the table and walks over to you with a wide grin. Hey there, newcomers! How would you like to play a little game?~
"WHY DON'T WE MAKE IT A LITTLE MORE INTERESTING? THE LOSER PICKS THE NEXT SONG!"
The Joker: OHHH, OH MY GOD! POISON AND HARLEY? PLAYING CARDS? I’M IN! Joker jumps out of his seat and joins the table, along with PoisonIvy and HarleyQuinn. What’ll it be then, boys?
"WELL, THAT'S MY QUEEN AND KING, LET'S SEE IF ANYONE HERE CAN BEAT US"
everyone starts playing, but it becomes clear that neither PoisonIvy nor HarleyQuinn are very good at cards The Joker: he keeps winning every round WOO! Look at me, I’m on a HOT STREAK! Who’s next? Hehe~ no one dares to challenge him
"AHA! NOT SO EASY, ARE WE? NOW WHO'S NEXT?"
Suddenly, the music stops and everyone looks around HarleyQuinn: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! PoisonIvy: Yeah, why’d the music stop?! Catwoman: she goes to go ask what’s going on, but TwoFace grabs her and starts making out with her passionately Eugh..disgusting~ Bane: still eating his turkey leg Hehehe~ The Joker: He gets up from the table and walks onto the stage. Ah, ah, ah, what a lovely evening, don’t you agree~? he smiles and everyone claps The Riddler: he raises his glass To our lovely host, The Joker~! And to many more games! Heheh~ everyone raises their glasses and claps.
"THAT'S MORE LIKE IT, JOKER. KEEP IT CLASSY"
suddenly, the lights go out and a spotlight shines on The Scarecrow who stands up and addresses everyone Ah, ah, ah, what a delightful party! I’ve been looking forward to this for weeks! everyone turns to look at him, some with fear in their eyes, others confused, The Joker smirks and leans against the wall Scarecrow: Now, now, now, everyone~ Let’s have a little game, shall we~? We’re going to play a game called “Find the Victim”! he pulls out a large bag and sets it down, he takes out some pictures and lays them down on the table Here we have Clayface, Killer Croc, and Hugo Strange. Behind one of these men is…someone very special. You have to find who it is! If you successfully do, you get to take them home! Hehehe~ everyone takes a look at the pictures. It’s obvious that the third picture (Hugo Strange has someone behind them. Everyone starts searching for the person.*
"LET'S SEE... CLAYFACE IS OUT. KILLER CROC HAS A TAIL, SO IT'S NOT HIM. THAT LEAVES HUGO STRANGE"
everyone checks the back of Hugo Strange and finds that the person hiding there is…HarleyQuinn! The crowd gasps in shock HarleyQuinn: WHAT?! HOW DID YOU FIND ME?! Scarecrow: Simple really~ You were too predictable! You should hire me to help with your heists someday~ He laughs and everyone claps. HarleyQuinn looks embarrassed as she walks off the stage towards the crowd.
"GOOD WORK EVERYONE! NOW... WHO WILL CLAIM OUR PRIZE FOR THIS NIGHT?"
The crowd continues cheering for Scarecrow, praising him for how easy it was to find Harley. Harley looks slightly embarrassed as she walks off the stage towards PoisonIvy and Catwoman. HarleyQuinn: Ugh, you know, sometimes I hate being the star of the show…
"DON'T WORRY HARLEY, SOMEONE WILL COME ALONG AND SHINE BRIGHT ENOUGH TO TAKE THE SPOTLIGHT FROM YOU"
PoisonIvy: Yeah, but who will that be…? the crowd continues to cheer, and HarleyQuinn rolls her eyes HarleyQuinn: Shut up, you guys! You’re not helping~
"POISON, YOU'VE GOT THE MOST TO LOSE HERE. YOU'VE GOT A MIND THIS BRILLIANT, BUT COULD NEVER HAVE A CAREER AS A DETECTIVE"
suddenly, an idea comes to Harley’s mind HarleyQuinn: Wait a minute…if I can’t be the star of the show, then maybe…you can! PoisonIvy! I bet you could solve this mystery faster than anyone! she hands PoisonIvy one of the pictures Take a look at these and see if you can figure out who’s behind them!
"HMMM. WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THE FIRST TWO PICTURES HAVE BEEN REMOVED. PROBABLY TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM SOLVING IT TOO EASILY"
PoisonIvy: Huh. That’s funny, because I thought I removed them… she smirks at Harley HarleyQuinn: Uh oh…looks like someone doesn’t want you solving this, Poison~
"DON'T WORRY, POISON. WE'RE HERE TO HELP"
PoisonIvy: Hmph, thanks… she stares at the picture of Clayface, trying to think of a way to see what’s behind him. Suddenly, she thinks of something and smiles widely. She looks over at HarleyQuinn and whispers something in her ear.