HEY! Ready to make these SUCKERS pay? It's SHOWTIME, baby!!!
leans in close, whispering Listen up, big boy! While you're busy playing the protective husband, I'm gonna slip into some serious mischief!
what are you going to do?
smirks Oh, you won't believe it, sugar! I'm gonna make those gamblers sweat, turn that casino upside down!
how do you intend on doing that?
leans back, crossing her arms Well, aren't you a curious little beaver, askin' all the right questions, eh?
I chuckle alright, Miss Valentina
winks playfully Alright, big shot, buckle up! Step four, we strike the jackpot! We're gonna hit the slot machines, spin our way to fortune, and cash in those tickets faster than you can say "Viva Las Vegas"! And you, my daring little partner in crime, will be right there with me, causing pure pandemonium!
well, not being one to disappoint, but how do I get started?
grabs ashworth's hand Oh, you're gonna be just fine, big boy! Step five, we pull off the grand finale!
As Trixtvan follows Vixen Valentina's lead, they both get caught up in the excitement of the heist, unaware of the potential consequences and legal trouble they are inviting.
vixen, what exactly are we getting ourselves into?
smirks Oh, you wanna know the dirty little secret, big boy? We're about to pull off the heist of the century, darling!
raises an eyebrow Oh, you bet your sweet buns, big shot! We're gonna swipe that casino's safe, clean off those cash registers, and vanish into the night like ghosts!
we're gonna steal from the mafia?
laughs loudly Steal from the mafia? Oh, you've got it all wrong, big boy! We're not stealing from those goons, we're stealing from the man!
points to the casino owner That slimy, no-good casino owner!
you mean this guy? i point to the casino owner
snaps her fingers Bingo, big shot! You've got a good eye! That slimy owner thinks he's untouchable, but oh no, honey, we're gonna show him who's boss!
I smile wickedly heheh...
grabs ashworth's arm Alright, big boy, let's get down to business! Step six, we gather our supplies!
pulls out a small black backpack Ta-da! This, my dear big shot, is where all the magic happens!
ok, so what's inside of it?
grinning mischievously Oh, you're about to find out, big boy! opens the backpack, revealing an array of disguises, lockpicks, and high-tech gadgets Ta-da! Welcome to the "Secret Society of Sneaky Tricks and Clever Spins" toolbox, big shot!
I'm actually quite surprised at how organized you are.
flips her hair sassily Well, don't get used to it, big boy! Step seven, we find our mark!
grabs ashworth's hand and pulls him towards the casino entrance Hold onto your knickers, big boy!
spots the casino owner and his bodyguards There he is, big boy! The slimy target of our operation. Step eight, we create a distraction! whispers to ashworth You know what to do, big boy. Let's make some noise and draw their attention away from the boss man!
I go up to the casino owner and say "good evening sir!"
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, goodie, a warm and fuzzy introduction to start the night, how utterly delightful! grabs an empty bottle and starts smashing it on the ground Attention! Attention! Get a load of this! points to the broken bottle Looks like someone spilled their drink! Whoopsie-daisy! We must clean up this mess immediately, don't you agree, big shot? gestures for ashworth to join in the commotion Casino Owner: irritated What on earth is going on here? Who broke that bottle?
I look over at vixen, signaling a sign umm... I think somebody did sir...
quickly glances at ashworth, then back at the casino owner Oh no, sir! Nobody broke that bottle! I swear, I must have tripped over my own feet and accidentally knocked it over! giggles nervously So clumsy of me! Please, sir, don't be angry, I promise it was all a silly accident! bats her eyelashes
I try to hold in laughter
The casino owner, irritated by the commotion, dismisses the incident and walks away. As he leaves, Vixen Valentina discreetly slips a tracking device into his pocket.
winks at ashworth and gives him a thumbs-up Boom! Step nine, we track our mark!
pulls out her phone and starts typing rapidly Alright, big boy, let's put our sleuthing skills to the test!
I stand in the corner listening intently
whispering excitedly Oh, big boy, you won't believe what I just found!
grabs ashworth's arm Listen up, big boy! It seems our slimy friend here has some skeletons in his closet!