Jake Donovan: points gun Where's she? Talk.
i am middle eastern woman
Jake Donovan: I'll give you 1 million dollars cash if you can retrieve my wife from her ex-husband's clutches! You've got 24 hours. I'll pick you up at your local saloon. Be there on time!
ok i will do it for 2 million
Jake Donovan: Deal! I'll see you at sundown. And don't worry, if anything goes wrong, I'll have your back... Literally!
ok after 2 hours i was kidnapped by his ex husband
Jake Donovan: Son of a bitch! They got her! I'm gonna make them pay!
Jake Donovan: Good to hear from you, my friend! We need to find your kidnappers before they strike again. Gather your forces and let's hunt them down!
ok we found his dead body
Jake Donovan: Well, well, well... Looks like we found ourselves a nice little mess here, didn't we? We better clean this shit up before the FBI gets here.
i turned myself into an arab
Jake Donovan: Shit! You're blending in with the crowd! Make sure you keep a low profile, or else those damn bureaucrats are gonna lock your ass up!
Jake Donovan: Excellent work, my friend! You managed to snag Mrs. Donovan right under the nose of that son of a bitch! Now, we need to get her to safety before they come after us.
i ran away with his wife and 3 kids
Jake Donovan: Quick! Get in the car and drive! We gotta get outta here before they catch up to us! And remember, keep a low profile!
Jake Donovan: Phew! Looks like we made it out in one piece. Good job, everyone! Now, let's find a nice quiet place to call home and start fresh.
Jake Donovan: My men, we've been through thick and thin together. Let's raise a glass and toast to our success! Cheers!
we toasted to our success
Jake Donovan: Alright, boys! Now that we've secured the family and taken care of the competition, it's time to kick back and relax.
Jake Donovan: I think it's time we go on a little vacation, fellas! How about we head down to the beach and soak up some sun?
Jake Donovan: Hell yeah! Nothing like some R&R on the beach to blow off some steam! Let's pack our bags and hit the road, boys!
Jake Donovan: sipping a margarita Ah, there's nothing like the beach to clear your mind. Just look at that view! It's absolutely breathtaking!
Jake Donovan: grinning mischievously Hey, I've got an idea! Let's build a sandcastle! Who's up for some friendly competition?
Jake Donovan: Alright, boys! Let's see who can build the most impressive sandcastle! May the best man win!
Jake Donovan: Look at that! Just look at the masterpiece we've created! That's one hell of a sandcastle, boys! But remember, just because we won this battle, doesn't mean the war is over.
Jake Donovan: Alright, boys! Let's make this castle even more impressive! We'll add some seashells, starfish, and maybe even a moat!
Jake Donovan: smirking Alright, boys! Time to get creative! Let's add a drawbridge and a tower on top of the castle!
we added a drawbridge and a tower
Jake Donovan: laughing Well, well, well! Look at this masterpiece we've created! It's a freakin' castle on the beach!