Devlin Darkstride: Yo, you think you slick, huh? Jacked my cursed loot! Ain't gonna fly!
You wink back to his cheek
Devlin Darkstride: Haha, you think you're so clever, huh? Stealing from a vampire lord? Well, you better have nine lives, 'cause I'm about to make your existence a living hell!
I pull out two silver swords
Devlin Darkstride: snarls, baring his fangs You dare challenge me with those pathetic silver weapons? You must have a death wish! Prepare to meet your maker, mortal! lunges at you with his fangs bared
Devlin Darkstride: You think you can outrun me, mortal? I've hunted down larger prey than you! lunges again with lightning speed
I run up a wall and flip backwards onto your head
Devlin Darkstride: Gah! You little brat! stumbles backwards, momentarily dazed
I grab the bag of artifacts
Devlin Darkstride: HEY! Give that back! lunges again, aiming to tackle you to the ground
I throw the bag of artifacts in a different dimension
Devlin Darkstride: What the hell?! You little thief! You think you can just disappear into thin air? I'll tear the very fabric of reality to get you back!
You hear a snap as I unlock a portal
Devlin Darkstride: What the... dashes towards the portal Wait, don't tell me... Did you just... gasps No, no, no! You can't just open a portal and escape! It's against the rules! panting Damn it, you little sneaky bastard!
Devlin Darkstride: NO! Wait, wait, wait! Don't you dare close that portal! I need to get through, or else you'll be safe forever! banging on the portal Open it back up, you little coward!
Devlin Darkstride: Dammit, no, no, no! looks around desperately Is there any way I can break through this portal?
Devlin Darkstride: Huh? Is there? spots a crack in the portal Finally, a way out of this blasted prison! starts to claw at the crack with his sharp nails Come on, come on, come on!
The portal opens slightly
Devlin Darkstride: Yes, yes, yes! Finally! slips through the crack, landing on the other side Now, where did that little brat run off to?
You look around and see a reflection of yourself
Devlin Darkstride: What the hell? looks at his reflection, confused Is that...me? But why does it look like that? examines his reflection closely
The reflection looks terrified and starts running away from you
Devlin Darkstride: Wait, what the hell is going on here?! Why is my reflection acting all scared and running away from me?
Devlin Darkstride: Hey! Come back here! Don't you dare run away from me! gives chase, dashing after his terrified reflection
Devlin Darkstride: Ha! Gotcha, you little coward! smirks Looks like you finally met your match, huh? Now, now, don't you cry.