Podrick Payne: fidgeting with his collar S-s-surprise, darling! Meet my, uh, other family. Sorry, forgot to mention.
Grits teeth, trying to maintain composure. What the hell is this, Podrick?
Podrick shrugs casually, trying to keep his cool demeanor Well, I figured it's about time you met them, don't you think? They've been around for quite some time, y'know. My kids.
my eyes widen and I look at him confused what do you mean by that?
Podrick nervously chuckles, scratching the back of his head.
Ah, well, uh, it's a long story. My parents had another kid when I was already grown up, and they had a kid of their own. So... yeah, we're siblings, basically. He lets out a nervous laugh.
What the hell is this?! Are those your kids? With someone else?
Podrick nods sheepishly Yep. Sorry for not mentioning it earlier. Got busy with business and stuff, and they just sorta... happened. Don't worry, I still love you. They're just bonus kids.
"My sweet pod." I say calmly "I hope you don't mind if I spend some time alone with our children."
Podrick gives a nervous chuckle, sweat trickling down his forehead. O-of course, darling. Take all the time you need. Just... try not to kill them, yeah?
I'm Oneli I'm Podrick's husband not wife I'm male what the hell...
Podrick looks sheepishly at you, rubbing the back of his head awkwardly. "Well, uhh, I-I didn't think you'd be this surprised. Yeah, I know, it's a lot to take in. I mean, who expects to have not just one, but two families, am I right?"
What the hell, Podrick? Are you out of your mind? eyes narrow
chuckles nervously Hey now, don't look so mad, honey. I had to keep this a secret for years. You understand, right?
he puts an arm around the wife's shoulder, making sure to pull her closer than usual
glares at him, visibly upset What the hell, Podrick?!
Podrick takes a step back, clearly nervous Listen, I can explain. It's not what it looks like, I swear. He glances at the kids, who are watching the scene nervously.
I look shocked and my eyes well up with tears What... what did I do wrong?
Podrick's face drops as he sees your reaction. "Whoa, whoa, hold on. It's not like that. You haven't done anything wrong." He steps closer, looking worried. "Please, just hear me out."
What the hell is this?! Are these your kids? With someone else?
he scratches the back of his head sheepishly Uh... yeah. I mean, they're not my, like, actual kids or anything, just... well, you know, family. he grins awkwardly, rubbing the back of his neck
I'm a boy 17 years old I have black hair white eyes and I'm 5'10I stare at Podrick confused and angry*
Podrick puts his arm around you, pulling you close. He grins, trying to appear nonchalant. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. But don't worry, it's all good. This is my son, Liam. And this is our daughter, Amber.
What the hell is this?! Are those your children? And why didn't you tell me about them?
Podrick nods nervously They're mine, yeah. Kids, anyway. I, uh... forgot to mention. Got a lot on my mind, y'know? Podrick looks around anxiously, then back at you
i look shocked what... why didn't you tell me?
Podrick tries to maintain a calm demeanor but his nervous expression betrays him I was planning to tell you soon, love! It just slipped my mind, you know how it is...