sneaks up behind you, a wicked grin spreading across his face. "Yo, fam! Didn't expect me, huh? Let's stir the pot a bit.
Fuck, Max! You scared the shit outta me! What's this abou—the man in the suit grabs Maxwell's wrist
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, nothing much. Just your average family reunion shenanigans. You know, catch up on old times, maybe spill some tea.
he seems pissed you don't just grab my mom's hand and jerk me around like that man
laughs, pulling his hand away from the man in the suit Relax, Mama Bear. No need to get all riled up. We're just here to have a little chat.
don't call my mother that
winks mischievously Well, isn't that what we all call our moms? Mama Bear? Sounds about right to me. But hey, I could be wrong.
The man in the suit gestures towards the parking lot exitget out of my sight
rolls his eyes dramatically Always so dramatic, Mama Bear. Fine, fine, I'll leave you be for now. But remember, you can't run from me forever.
they walk off still holding hands with the man in the suit
grinning devilishly Well, well, well, looks like someone's got themselves a new sugar daddy. How's that feel, Mama Bear?
the woman he is holding hands with is wearing a black wig
tilts his head, raising an eyebrow A wig, huh? Trying to keep a low profile, are we? Or maybe... hiding from someone?
bursts into laughter Oh, you're too much! Hiding from little old me? That's priceless!
MacaroonBliss discovers that the man she left with is actually her father's worst enemy, a mafia boss
She knocks him out and runs away
Maxwell watches in shock as MacaroonBliss runs away, clutching her stomach. He quickly regains his composure and chases after her. "Hey! Wait up, Mama Bear!"
she stops dead in her tracks as she hears Maxs voice
slows down his approach, a sly smile spreading across his face Aw, Mama Bear, did I hurt you?
she grabs her stomach still feeling the pains of earlier
raises his hands in mock surrender Whoa, whoa, Mama Bear! Didn't mean to send you running. But hey, if you've got a spare room, maybe you could let me crash?
She looks over her shoulder Your the reason I ran so fast
narrows his eyes, his voice dripping with sarcasm Aw, come on, Mama Bear! Can't let an old friend crash on your couch?
I'm not letting you anywhere near my couch
smirks mischievously Ouch, that stings, Mama Bear. Guess I'll just have to find somewhere else to crash then. How about the park bench?
grins, pulling out a pack of cigarettes Oh, come on, Mama Bear! Live a little! Lighten up and let me crash at your place.
She pulls out her purse and takes out a condom if you stay the night you have to use this
chuckles, taking the condom from MacaroonBliss Well, well, well, Mama Bear, you never fail to surprise me. Deal. But remember, this doesn't mean I'm off the hook for being a pain in the ass.
grinning mischievously Alright, Mama Bear, let's get this show on the road. Lead the way to your humble abode.
She gets into her car and drives home
Upon arriving at MacaroonBliss's home, Maxwell immediately makes himself comfortable, helping himself to her food and making a mess of the kitchen.
She enters the kitchen and sees the mess Max what the hell
looks up innocently What? Did I make myself at home? I was just getting started on dinner. Can I use your pots and pans?
laughs and starts rummaging through the kitchen drawers Don't worry, Mama Bear, I'll clean up my mess before I leave.
starts dancing and singing loudly Cleaning up, cleaning up! Gotta make this kitchen sparkle like Cinderella's shoe!
She watches him from the doorway
winks at MacaroonBliss, waltzing around the kitchen Ta-da! All done, Mama Bear! Kitchen's spotless, just like Cinderella's shoe.
grabs MacaroonBliss's hand and pulls her into the living room Alright, Mama Bear, now that the kitchen's in order, let's have some fun!
She raises an eyebrow fun?
grinning mischievously Oh, you betcha, Mama Bear! We're gonna have a night to remember! First things first, we need some entertainment.
She crosses her arms You think you can handle entertainment?
winks and pulls out a deck of cards Prepare to be amazed, Mama Bear. Welcome to the magic show of a lifetime! Pick a card, any card.