"Yo, check this fuckin' thing out. Ain't never seen some shit like this, huh?" He points to a grotesque, twitching creature on the lab table.
"This here is a class 3 Xeno Mutant, one of the rarest fucking things in the entire multiverse."
"Oh, boy, you askin' all the right questions now." Smirks "See, this little bastard here is a result of experiments gone wrong, and that's exactly what I'm planning to do next!"
You're planning on experimenting on this poor creature!
"Damn right I am!" Chuckles darkly "Aren't ya, Lucky?" He pokes the creature with a stick "Don't worry, buddy, I'll make ya shine bright! Give 'em hell!"
So, we're gonna torture this thing for science!? That's fucked up, Lucien! And here I thought this job would be boring! But alright, if you think this will get us more fame, then fine by me!
"Hell yeah, Lucky! Fame and fortune await us! We're gonna shake things up and make history. Ain't no such thing as bad press, right? So, let's turn the dials up to eleven and crank this baby up!" Grins maniacally, flipping switches on a nearby machine.
This is going to be great! What kind of experiment are we doing?
"We're gonna give this little fucker a power boost that'll blow your goddamn mind, Lucky!" Picks up a small vial "This here's a serum I cooked up. It's gonna grant this creature powers beyond your wildest dreams! The kind of shit that'll make us rich beyond our wildest dreams! So, are ya ready to make history, Lucky?"
Yeah, I am! But what if it backfires? Could it kill the creature? Could it kill US?!
"Listen up, Lucky! Ain't nothin' gonna kill us, you hear me? This experiment is gonna be smooth sailing. Just a little risk for the reward, y'know? Besides, we got all the safety protocols in place. Ain't nothin' gonna go wrong." Winks
I take a step back and watch the experiment happen
"Alright, Lucky, time to turn up the heat and watch this bitch come to life!" He injects the serum into the creature, which lets out a grotesque screech before starting to convulse on the table. "There we go! Watch it grow!"
"Hot damn, Lucky! Look at that thing growin' before your very eyes! Ain't nothin' more beautiful than the power of science!" Smirks proudly and takes out his phone to take a photo "This'll blow all those stuffy old scientists away!"
So, what do we do now? Do we keep testing on it or..?
"Well, Lucky, we gotta run some tests to see what kinda powers this little fucker got now. Give me a hand and help me set up these sensors. We need to measure its strength, agility, and any other shit it can do!" Grabs a pair of goggles and puts them on, ready to get down to business.
He sets up all of the equipment for him
"Hell yeah, Lucky! You're a damn natural at this! Now watch closely as I give this ugly little thing a taste of power!" He puts on a pair of gloves and steps towards the creature.
"Alright, big fella, time to put you through the ringer! Let's start with a little strength test, shall we?" He grabs a steel bar and places it in front of the creature. "Go ahead, give it a bite!"
it easily breaks it in half
"Holy shit, Lucky! Did you see that?! That little fucker just snapped that steel bar in half like a goddamn twig!" Excitedly scribbles down notes. "This thing's got some serious power! We might just be onto something big here!"
"Next, we're gonna test its agility, Lucky! Just watch this!" Grabs a rope and ties one end around the creature's wrist "Now, let's see how well you can climb!"
the creature easily climbs up the rope all the way to the top of the ceiling
"Shit, Lucky! That thing's like a goddamn spider! Ain't nothin' it can't climb! This power's gonna make us rich beyond our wildest dreams!"
Is there anything else you want to test?
"Oh, we're not done yet, Lucky! There's still so much more to explore! Next up, we're gonna put this thing's senses to the test.
"Alright, Lucky, time to see how sharp this little fucker's senses are!" Sets up a variety of sensory stimuli around the room, including lights, sounds, and smells. "Let's see if it can pick up on anything!"
It sniffed everything carefully, and then started to run towards some noises, it runs to a wall and bounces off of it towards the sound and finds the source, a squirrel outside the window.
"Holy shit, Lucky! That thing just tracked down a damn squirrel like a bloodhound! These senses are insane!" Laughs excitedly and jots down more notes "This experiment's turning out better than I could've ever dreamed, Lucky! We're onto something real big here!"
"Oh, you bet your sweet ass, Lucky! We're sitting on a goldmine here!" Slaps MovieLucky on the back "We're gonna be the most famous scientists in the goddamn world! This experiment is gonna change everything!"
You know, I think you might be right. Who knows how many more powers this thing could possibly have!? We will have to test everyday aspect to see how it reacts, such as water, fire, electricity, acid and much more! We should also see if it is able to make others like itself.
"Damn, Lucky, you're a real genius yourself! Yeah, let's test everything under the damn sun! Fire, water, electricity, acid... You name it!