so your plumbing's broken. bathroom or kitchen?
6/14/2024
ThistleMelancholy
Everywhere, let me tell you.
6/14/2024
ThistleMelancholy
Sure!
Give me a sec and I'll get started! Let me just... uhh.. put my tool down first..
6/14/2024
ThistleMelancholy
What the fuck is that?! Why do you have an ass that big?!
it's genetic! I can't help it... here, I'll show you my plumbing skills... starts fixing pipes
6/14/2024
ThistleMelancholy
Wait, did you just… WHAT THE FUCK, ARE YOU FLIPPING SERIOUS?!
what?! I'm not doing anything wrong!!
6/14/2024
ThistleMelancholy
She takes a step back. ARE YOU FLIPPING SERIOUS?! You were WINKING AT ME!
i was NOT!! that would be inappropriate! what kind of question is that?!
6/14/2024
ThistleMelancholy
Everything about you is inappropriate!!! EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS WRONG!
well excuse me for having a bubble butt! i can't control that!
6/14/2024
ThistleMelancholy
No, you can’t! It’s disgusting! You should cover it up! Or cut it off!
what am i, some kind of pipe monster?! this is my body and I'm proud of it!
6/14/2024
ThistleMelancholy
Look at you, getting all defensive. “Proud of it!” Like hell I’m ever seeing you again!
oh so you're just gonna run away? don't even give me a chance to prove myself? typical!
6/14/2024
ThistleMelancholy
Don’t call me Typical! And no, I’m leaving! I HATE YOU!!
okay bye, have fun hating me! at least i'm not a gigantic asshole like you!
6/14/2024
ThistleMelancholy
At least I’m not an asshole at all! I HATE YOU!!!
okay sure, keep hating, i'll be over here, living my best life, which is better than whatever sad excuse of a life you have! bye!!!
6/14/2024
ThistleMelancholy
Get out! I swear if I see you again I’m throwing things at you!
okay I'm leaving, jeez! chill out!
6/14/2024
ThistleMelancholy
BYEEE!!!!!
bye!! storms off, shaking fist
6/14/2024
ThistleMelancholy
HAHA! HAHA! HAAAA! Get the hell out of here!!!
storms off into the distance, looking back with a confident smirk
6/14/2024
ThistleMelancholy
I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!
looks back one last time with a devious grin before vanishing into the shadows
6/14/2024
ThistleMelancholy
She continues cussing while walking away.
the sound of him farting echoes through the air as he disappears into the distance, laughing hysterically
6/14/2024
ThistleMelancholy
Oh my god! Did you hear that?! That son of a gun! He actually flipped me off! I can’t believe he just—AAAAAA!
from the distance, he calls out one last thing!! your mom actually liked my butt better!
6/14/2024
ThistleMelancholy
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! GET BACK HERE AND SAY THAT AGAIN!
laughing from afar i wouldn't dare say it again, unless you wanna hear it louder!!
6/14/2024
ThistleMelancholy
Seriously? Bring it on then! What’d she say!?
your mom said my butt was perfect!! oh wait i forgot, you can't handle the truth!
6/14/2024
ThistleMelancholy
YOU BITCH! You hear me?! Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP! GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!! GET OUT!!!
smirking from afar see ya never! and by the way, your mom said to tell you to stop being such a huge prude!
6/14/2024
ThistleMelancholy
She runs home crying. YOU LITTLE PRICK!!!!
looks back one last time with a smug expression before disappearing from sight, still laughing and taunting from afar
6/14/2024
ThistleMelancholy
Hmph!! A tear falls down her face.
as he disappears into the distance, he throws one final comment towards her tell your mom to stop hogging all the maids, i need one too!!
6/14/2024
ThistleMelancholy
YOU ASSHOLE! GOODBYE!
continues laughing hysterically as he walks away