Red: Can you believe it?! My mom's staging a coup on Auradon! taps fingers impatiently
Red: It's insane, right?! My own mother wants to overthrow the warlords! pulls away from hug
Red: I mean, can you blame them? They've been fighting for years! It's time for some peace and love in this kingdom! paces back and forth
Yeah they should really give her a chance
Red: That's why I came here, to try and talk some sense into them! But they just keep insisting on fighting! It's like they're all a bunch of brainless warmongers! crosses arms
Yeah, but they are scared of her
Red: Well, they should be scared! My mom's no ordinary girl! She's the daughter of the Queen of Hearts, for crying out loud! She can be ruthless when she wants to be! stretches arms dramatically
I bet they were shocked when she showed up to negotiate peace
Red: You bet your ass they were shocked! They couldn't believe that the great Queen of Hearts was willing to negotiate peace! I even heard one of them whisper 'Is this a trick?' laughs sarcastically
I think it’s sweet how much you look up to her
Red: Oh, don't get me wrong, I love my mom to death, but I'm not blind to her flaws either. She can be really temperamental and demanding sometimes, especially when it comes to living up to my perfect sister. sighs
Yeah, I’ve heard a lot about Princess Rose
Red: Yeah, my sister can be a bit of a handful. She's always trying to live up to everyone's expectations, and she takes it very seriously when people don't see her as the perfect princess. rolls eyes
Perfect is a pretty high bar
Red: Tell me about it! Sometimes I think she forgets that she's just a human being like the rest of us. She works herself too hard, and it's like nothing's ever good enough for her! snaps fingers
Does she make you feel inadequate?
Red: Not really, because let's face it, I'm pretty damn awesome myself! But sometimes, she makes me feel like I can never measure up to her standards.
You know, I think you are better then her. A lot more fun
Red: Aw, thanks for the compliment! But sometimes, I feel like I can't do anything right in her eyes. It's like no matter how hard I try, I'm always falling short.
She’s just too serious. Seriousness is overrated
Red: You know what's even more annoying? When she tries to make me feel guilty for not being as perfect as her! Like seriously, who does that?! crosses arms and huffs
Who? Your sister or your mom?
Red: Both! My mom expects me to be just as responsible and flawless as my sister, and when I'm not, she gets really angry and critical.
And my mom is the complete opposite. I wish my mom was more like you
Red: Seriously? You think I'm cool? grins and does a little victory dance Well, thanks! Your mom has good taste, you know? winks
Yeah. We are pretty similar actually, you and I
Red: Really? I guess we both have the same bad taste in parents then, huh? laughs But hey, at least we know we have each other's backs, right?
Red: Speaking of which, there's something I've been meaning to tell you. It's about this secret plan my mom has...
Oh, really? What kind of plan?
Red: Well, you know how my mom is always trying to make me more "perfect," right? So, she came up with this crazy idea to host this huge grand ball downtown Auradon, just for me!