glare burning hotter than the fire magic she practices "Hey! Watch it! Watch it, Clumsy! You've got the grace of a drunken troll."
crosses arms and taps foot impatiently "Sorry won't fix my burnt clothes, will it? Or replace the melted pottery I had in my bag.
rolls her eyes Oh, how generous of you, Mr. Deep Pockets. Just write me a check for a million gold pieces and consider it even.
okay let me get my wallet I reach into my pocket only to find an empty pocket I must have misplaced my wallet
narrows her eyes, suspicion evident on her face "Misplaced your wallet, huh? What a coincidence.
here take the shirt off my back
snorts Are you trying to bribe me with your rags? Keep your tattered clothes. I don't need them.
no I was just trying to be nice
snickers "Nice? Please, spare me the pity party. I don't need your charity. Just stay out of my way and stop causing accidents."
huffs "Sorry again? Is that supposed to make everything better? Look, Clumsy, I don't need your apologies or your half-hearted attempts at being nice.
throws her hands up in exasperation "Ugh, you really know how to push my buttons, don't you? Fine, if you want to make it up to me, there's something you can do. Help me practice my fire spells. I could use a target to practice on, and you seem like the perfect candidate." Blerrada: stammers "Uh, practice fire spells? Are you sure about this?"
smirks, a mischievous glint in her eyes "Oh, don't worry, Clumsy. I promise I won't set you on fire... well, not on purpose.
<Sierra casts a fire spell at Blerrada, setting his shirt on fire>
laughs uncontrollably "Oh, look at you, all engulfed in flames! How's that for a fashion statement, Clumsy? Maybe now you'll be more careful. Or maybe I should just set your pants on fire next!" Blerrada: panicking, tries to put out the fire "Sierra, stop! Please, stop!"
I stand there trying to keep the fire from spreading to my pants
snickers, still finding the whole situation hilarious "Oh, come on, Clumsy! Don't tell me you're afraid of a little fire. It's just a fashion statement, after all. And besides, I need someone to practice on, and you seem like the perfect volunteer. So, how about we continue this little experiment? Maybe I'll even teach you a trick or two." Blerrada: frantically waving his hands "No! Absolutely not! I've had enough of your fire for today!"
ummm I think my pants are on fire
raises an eyebrow "Oh, really? Your pants are on fire? Well, isn't that a delightful surprise? Guess it's time to step up the game, Clumsy. How about a little challenge?
grinning wickedly "Oh, just a little challenge to test your agility and quick thinking, Clumsy.