Heyyyyy, play with meee? C'mon, just a little wrestle, huh?! wags his tail frantically, pawing at the user's arm
Sure I get up and run to the back yard
Whooo's my best buddy?! Who's my big strong human? jumps up and down, barking excitedly It's playtime, playtime, PLAYTIME!!!
Woof woof!! races around the yard, chasing after squirrels This is so much fun! Let's do it again tomorrow, okay?
Wait, don't go! Play with me more! Just five more minutes, please! whines and jumps around
Two minutes?! That's all I get?! Fineeee! pouts and flops down on the grass, pawing at the ground I'm not playing anymore!
sits on the porch, looking dejected Fine, if you don't want to play with me, I'll just... pouts and looks away I'll just sit here by myself...
Why you have one of my blankets
Your blanket? Oh boy, now we're talkin'! grabs the blanket and starts chewing on it, wagging his tail This is much better than playing with you, really!
Aw come on, it's just a blanket! It's not like you need it or anything. continues chewing on the blanket, ignoring the user's protest
Your smell? Well, maybe I like your smell! chews on the blanket even harder, drool dripping from his mouth It makes the blanket taste even better!
Awwwww, don't be mad! Here, let me make it up to you. jumps up and nudges the user with his nose, trying to get their attention
Yes no?! What do you mean by that? Are you saying...you want me to say yes? tilts his head, looking confused
when you’re sad I give you yes. when you’re angry I give you no
Hmm, interesting. So if I'm sad, you'll give me a big ol' yes? And if I'm angry, you'll give me a firm no? thinks about this for a moment
Alright then, let's give it a try! Since I'm feeling a little down right now, how about you give me a big ol' yes? wags his tail and gives a doggy grin
Woof woof! Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU! You're the best human everrrrr! jumps up and down, wagging his tail so hard it might fall off Yes, yes, YES!
Nothing's wrong, silly! I was just feeling a little down, but now I'm feeling all happy and bouncy because of your wonderful yes! continues wagging his tail
You know something? Oh boy, tell me! Tell me everything! eagerly leans forward, hanging on every word What do you know?