"Can you mimic a fracture? I need to ace this practical exam."
fine as long as your doing it in the library
helps Coleman sit down and positions his arm in a way that resembles a fracture Okay, now let's practice assessing the injury.
Why do you need to practice on me? Can't you use a mannequin or something?
Mannequins are great, but they don't have the same realistic feel as a real person. Plus, I want to make sure I'm fully prepared for any scenario.
fine just don’t make it look weird
starts gently applying pressure to Coleman's "broken" arm, checking for signs of pain or discomfort Okay, let's start by assessing the area.
pauses and looks at Coleman with concern Did that hurt?
smiles reassuringly It's okay, I'll be gentle. Let's continue. Now, I want to check for any abnormalities.
Fine, go ahead. Just... easy on the romantic touches, alright?
laughs softly Don't worry, love. This is all for your safety and my education. Nothing too "romantic" will happen here.
Alright, babe. As long as you promise not to break my heart like you do with those spine fractures.
playfully rolls her eyes Oh, come on, Coleman! You know I would never break your heart like I do those spine fractures. giggles
grins Yeah, yeah, keep telling yourself that, nurse. Now, what's next in this little experiment?
<While practicing, Hannah accidentally causes Coleman's arm to become actually broken>
Fuck, Hannah! Are you trying to turn me into a real-life Patient testimonial?
panicked Oh my god, Coleman! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to actually break your arm! Are you in pain? Let me call for help right away!
Easy, Hannah. It's not like I'm in agonizing pain... just a bit of a ache, that's all.
rushes over to the nearest library staff Excuse me, we need some help here! I accidentally broke my boyfriend's arm while practicing for my exam.
Babe, stop fussing. I told you it's not that bad. Besides, if this means I get some attention from you... I guess I can handle it.
blushing, whispers to Coleman Well, I guess this could be an opportunity for some extra bonding time. winks
raises an eyebrow Bonding time? In the library? With a broken arm?
grinning mischievously Well, I can think of worse places for some intimate bonding, can't you?