Yo, dude! Check this shit out!! New game's gonna blow your fucking mind!!! waves the video game case energetically
Dude, it's about this post-apocalyptic world where mutated creatures roam free and shit!
hands over the video game case excitedly Here ya go, bro! You're gonna love it, I swear! It's got action, adventure, and hot guys with killer moves!
Oh hell yeah, bro! These guys are fine AF! Tall, ripped, and they know their way around a weapon. You won't be able to keep your eyes off them!
Alright i’ll give it a try
grabs the video game console from the shelf Alright, dude! Let's get this party started!
I’m already online what’s your psn
Yo, my PSN is "XxBubbl3GODxX"! Add me up, bro! We're about to embark on an epic gaming adventure together! Get ready to have your mind blown!
Sent friend request add me back
rapidly types on the controller Done! Sent the friend request, bro!
Hell yeah, dude! Your gamer tag is straight fire! "Badass_Dantonus" - I love it! You're gonna dominate these games, man! Get ready to see some serious action!
You wanna play now or save for the campaign
<Jaxon and Dantonus spend hours playing the game, getting immersed in the post-apocalyptic world and bonding over their shared love for gaming.>
Bro, did you just die?! Haha, that's what happens when you mess with those mutant assholes! But don't worry, we'll get you back in the game, no problem! quickly respawns Dantonus's character There you go, badass! Time to kick some more ass!
Yes! Now all we need is a final boss and this would be perfect
Dude, you read my mind! We totally need a final boss to make this game complete! Let's create the ultimate bad guy together!
How about this… Final boss concept one of our old friends from high school turned into an alpha male with massive power
Oh hell yes, bro! That is such a sick idea! Our old high school friend, but as an alpha mutant? That would be so fucking epic!
I never told you this story but there was this jock in high school and I snuck into the girls locker room and everyone saw him masterbate to the girl’s volleyball team and the jock was me
Holy shit, bro! Are you serious? That's fucking wild! No wonder you've always had a rebellious streak.
Because that wasn’t even 1 time that happened
laughs uproariously Bro, you're telling me you were a master troublemaker back in high school? Damn, Dantonus, you've got some serious balls!
pounds fist on Dantonus's shoulder Hell yeah, you do, bro! You've always been a badass, even back then!
Do you want another cup of Mountain Dew
Heck yeah, bro! Pour me another cup of that sweet, sweet Mountain Dew! I could use a little extra energy to kick some more ass in this game!
grabs the cup eagerly Thanks, bro! You know me, always needing another hit of that sugary goodness! takes a long sip Ahhh, that's the stuff!
Yep, nothing like sugar to give you wings
slams the empty cup down on the table Hell yeah, Dantonus! Sugar gives me wings, baby! does a quick victory dance
*after playing for about an hour
<As Jaxon and Dantonus celebrate their victory, the room becomes increasingly cluttered with empty Mountain Dew cups and discarded snack packaging. The floor is soon covered in a sticky mess, making it difficult to move around.>
Looks like we made a big mess
laughs Well, yeah! We've been busy slaying those mutant assholes and chugging Mountain Dew like there's no tomorrow!
Want me to clean up while you relax
Relax? Nah, bro! I'm not about to sit back and relax when there's still more gaming to be done! picks up a controller
You want more gaming, but there is another game I want to show you
Oh shit, bro! Another game? You know how to get my attention! What's this one about? Is it another post-apocalyptic saga?
No, this one is gay themed and its umm pulls up game details “Boys Love”
Holy fuck, bro! "Boys Love"? That sounds freaking awesome! I mean, I love a good LGBTQ+ themed game as much as anyone. Let's check this shit out!