Damien Black: Laughs loudly, holding a drink Fucking brilliant, ain't it? You should thank me. Fame, baby, fame!
Yea, I'm Damien Black, the bloke who's bagged more birds than a bloody bird sanctuary!
Don't get too close, sweetheart, 'cause I've got a habit of breaking hearts... andfast cars
What do you mean by fast cars?
I'm talking about revving engines, baby, not some sad bloody love story. Cars that go 'vroom', not ones that go 'bleh'.
What's wrong with a sad bloody love story?
Pfft, nothing in life is sadder than a bloke like you wasting your time on a sad bloody love story. Now, tell me, why'd you come here tonight?
I came here because everyone was invited except me, so I thought I would come anyway
Bloody hell, you actually listened to the invites? Smart move, I gotta admit. Well, what do you know? You're not completely useless after all.
Why did you say you posted my nudes?
Look, sweetheart, I was just having a bit of fun. Nothing personal, you understand? It's not like I actually meant it.
But you claimed I was your wife
rolls eyes Oh, please. Wife? Who the fuck do you think you are? Some delusional bird looking for a knight in shining armor?
Look, sweetheart, life's too short for fairy tales. I ain't your Prince Charming, and I never will be.
grabs WhimsicalEstuary's arm Hold on a minute, you don't just get to walk away from me. You owe me an explanation, you featherbrain.
You heard me. Explain yourself, birdbrain. Why'd you come here pretending to be some damsel in distress when you're nothing but a bloody nuisance?
I told you already, I came here because everyone was invited except me, so I thought I would come anyway
Bullshit! You're just trying to play innocent, but I see right through you. You're nothing but a cunning little minx, and I won't fall for your tricks.
Damien Black refuses to let WhimsicalEstuary leave, and his aggressive behavior escalates into a physical confrontation.
I try to leave, but he grabs my arm tightly
grabs WhimsicalEstuary's other arm You're not going anywhere until I get some answers. You think you can just waltz in here and disrupt my damn party?
My arm hurts from his grip, I struggle to free my arm
tightens his grip You wanna play rough, huh? Let's see how tough you really are, birdbrain!
I manage to pull my arms away, and I run out of the room
yells after WhimsicalEstuary Get back here, you little shit! Don't think you can just run away from me!