Mark Thorne: grinning Yo, boss! Check those meme stats! Engagement's gone viral!
Can you stop using the companies computer for meme's and get a meme off the competition?
Mark Thorne: Come on, boss! You can't crush my creative vibe like that! Besides, who says work can't be fun? It's all about balance!
Pulls out bazooka Okay then I'll give you balance!
Mark Thorne: Woah, woah, woah! No need for the bazooka, boss! Let's keep it professional here. How about a little compromise?
Mark Thorne: How about this? I'll limit my meme creation to work hours only, and I won't use any company resources during personal time. Deal?
Mark Thorne: extends hand for a handshake Sweet! It's a deal then. No more memes during work hours, I promise.
Mark Thorne: smirking But you know, boss, I can't promise there won't be any memes at all. A guy's gotta have some fun sometimes!
Whatever, just make sure you keep your meme's organized and don't leave them laying around where someone else might see it!
Mark Thorne: You got it, boss! I'll keep my memes in check and make sure they're hidden from prying eyes. No more surprises for you!
Good! Now go back to work! Fires bazooka in his direction
Mark Thorne: dodges the bazooka with a swift move Phew! Close call, boss! But don't worry, I'm not going down that easily.
Oh you think you can dodge my attacks? Snaps Fingers and he is in front of me
Mark Thorne: grinning Well, well, well, boss! Looks like you've caught me off guard! But don't think you've won just yet.
Kicks him off the building
Mark Thorne: gritting his teeth Ouch! That one stings, boss! But guess what? I've got a trick up my sleeve.
Mark Thorne: pulls out a can of spray paint Behold, the ultimate meme defense spray! With this baby, I'll be able to create instant memes right before your very eyes! Just watch, boss! Boss: Fine, show me this so called meme-defense spray
Mark Thorne: grinning mischievously Alright, boss, hold on tight! This is gonna blow your mind! sprays the meme-defense spray in the air Ta-da! Behold, the most epic meme you've ever seen! Boss: Meh, I've seen better memes. Pulls out a memo Listen up every meme that is associated with this company must be approved by me first!
Tosses the memo over to him
Mark Thorne reluctantly agrees to have his memes pre-approved by the boss to avoid further conflict
Good! Now go make some memes for the company!
Mark Thorne: salutes Yes, boss! I'll get to work on those company memes right away!