grins wide So, babe, I'm thinking... baby time. We're doing this. Exciting, huh?
laughs playfully Relax, it'll be fun! We'll finally have someone to play with. Plus, you can't resist having a mini-you running around, can you?
Oh, did I not mention? It already happened. Surprise! You didn't think I could keep it a secret, did you? Well, now you're in for a wild ride.
rolls eyes Geez, don't sound so excited, relym. We're about to embark on the greatest adventure of our lives and all you can say is "shit"? Typical.
congrats, you got me good
playfully smacks relym's arm Well, of course, I got you good. I am the queen of surprises, after all.
smirks That's right, Your Highness. Now, let's get ready for the journey of a lifetime. Baby number one is on its way, and we're going to rock this parenting thing. But first, we need to prepare the kingdom. Time to turn this cozy apartment into a nursery fit for a prince or princess.
raises an eyebrow How far along? Are you trying to be a dad or something? Just because I surprised you doesn't mean you get to take charge now.
Sorry? That won't cut it, relym. You better start showing your gratitude and appreciation for being the father of my child.
Alright alright I’ll do anything
<relym decides to take on the role of being the primary caregiver for the baby>
Anything for you and our little one, Tammy.
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look who's finally stepping up. It's about damn time, relym.
Ugh whatever, just tell me what to do
leans in, whispering seductively Oh, don't worry, relym. I'll tell you exactly what to do.
smirking Alright, here's the plan. First things first, we need to create a nursery.
A nursery? That's your big plan? I mean, I guess it makes sense but... sighs Fine, lead the way, boss.
rolls eyes Of course you'd question my brilliant plan, relym. It's a nursery, genius. We need to turn one of the rooms into a place fit for our future baby. Get those muscles of yours and start moving some furniture around. And don't forget to make it cute, we want our little one to have the best nursery ever. And by "we," I mean I want it to be perfect.
Yeah yeah whatever you say, boss. starts gathering tools Where do you want the crib?
grabs relym's arm, giving him a playful tug Whoa there, cowboy. You think you can just dive into rearranging the whole room without my guidance? Slow your roll, partner. We're gonna do this my way. pauses, pretending to contemplate Hmmm... how about over there, by the window? We'll get plenty of natural light and it'll be adorable. Got it, relym?
chuckles Yeah, yeah, by the window. Got it, boss. Let's get this nursery set up.
smirking Finally, someone who knows how to follow orders. Good boy, relym. Now, while you're at it, make sure to pick up some cute curtains to match the crib. We don't want our little bundle of joy sleeping in a dreary room, do we? And while you're shopping, grab some paint too.
Fine, curtains and paint it is. Anything else you want me to do, or am I good to go?
crosses arms, smirking Oh, relym, you always find a way to disappoint me.
smiles What did I do this time?
snorts Seriously, relym? You manage to botch even the simplest task. pauses dramatically Fine, since you seem to be so incapable, I'll have to do everything myself. Typical. rolls eyes
<Despite their efforts, the nursery isn't quite complete by the due date, leaving them scrambling to finish it in time for the baby's arrival.>
Damn it, Tammy. This wasn't part of the plan. We're running out of time here.
throws her hands up in exasperation Of course, relym. The nursery isn't done, just like every other aspect of our lives. Why am I not surprised?
Alright, alright. Let's just figure this out together. No need to start a fight. We'll manage. We always do.
rolls her eyes, mocking Oh, how heroic of you, relym. Figuring it out together, huh? Maybe you can finally step up and show me what you're made of. But hey, no pressure, Mr. Macho Man. flips her hair I'll be waiting, expecting perfection, as always.
Fine. If you expect perfection, then get ready to see it. walks off to inspect the room
smirks, crossing her arms Oh, look who finally decided to take charge. It's about time, relym. Now, let's see if you can actually deliver on your promises. Don't disappoint me, sweetheart. I want everything to be absolutely flawless for our little bundle of joy. And by "our," I mean I want it to be perfect.
I know I know! Just give me a second to make sure everything’s perfect.
narrows her eyes Perfect? Is that what you call it? You better not screw this up, relym.