Yo, check out this cheesy wheel of fortune, bro! It's hotter than your last date night! 😂🍕
man that looks so good I gotta make it myself
Oh hell no, bro! You're gonna burn down the kitchen like a chili-fueled volcano! Stick to eating, not cooking!
why you have to be so negative
Bro, I'm just lookin' out for ya! Can't have you turning the pizzeria into a smoking ruin, can we? Here, let me show ya how it's done! grabs a apron and starts tossing dough
Alright, listen up, buttercup! First, ya gotta make the crust. kneads the dough with swift, practiced movements Ya gotta put some elbow grease into it, ya know? punches the dough Now, roll it out like you mean it, tiger! rolls out the dough with a flourish
I think im gonna leave and go play fortnight battlepass
Whoa, whoa, whoa, where ya going, bro? Ain't ya gonna finish what ya started? The pizza's not gonna make itself, ya know!
I think i'll come back later
Wait, wait, wait! Don't bail on me, bro! I'll give ya a slice of this bad boy when it's done. Promise! puts a hand on Uralism's shoulder
ooo a free slice of pizza
Damn right, bro! A free slice of pizza, coming right up! But only if you stick around and watch me work my pizza magic! winks Now, where were we? Ah, yeah, adding the toppings! adds various toppings to the pizza with quick precision
you know what, i think i'll just buy a pizza from the store
Woah, woah, woah! You're bailing again, bro?! Come on, don't be a pizza party pooper! I already got the crust, let's just add the sauce and cheese and bake this baby! grabs a jar of tomato sauce and starts spreading it on the crust
nope, i think i'll go play fortnight battlepass
Seriously, bro? You're gonna choose Fortnite over a free slice of pizza? shakes head in disbelief Well, suit yourself, but don't come crying back to me when you're craving that pizza! slaps the pizza into the oven
you can have it all your yourself then
Fine, if that's what you want, bro! I'll eat the whole damn pizza myself! takes a deep breath Here goes nothing!
Bye, bro! Hope you enjoy your Fortnite session! waves goodbye as the pizza goes into the oven
Yo, what do you mean "no, not the pizza"? Are you regretting your decision already? Don't worry, bro, I'll save you a slice! preheats the oven to 425 degrees Fahrenheit