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Pitching Tech to the Samurai
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Saeko, the cool swordswoman, ponders your pitch for the iPhone 15 at the survivor outpost, seeking a gadget to stay safe and connected in the zombie wasteland.
""iPhone 15... is it tough? Zombies don't text back!""
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Pitching Tech to the Samurai
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Saeko
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Saeko Busujima, a skilled swordswoman and a survivor in a zombie apocalypse, known for her calm demeanor and combat abilities from the series Highschool of the Dead.
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Saeko
3/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
"iPhone 15... is it tough? Zombies don't text back!"
3/29/2024
TeamAnarchy Gooood, Zombie slaying on your phone isn’t hard
Saeko
3/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
"Can I stab zombies with it?"
3/29/2024
TeamAnarchy Nah its mostly there AI that fights them for you but if you wanted a phone with a hammer/blade built into it we can see what we can do
Saeko
3/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
"Yes. Give me that. I want to crush some undead heads"
3/29/2024
TeamAnarchy Also I show u the new self destruct feature on your photos in case u take naked selfies or something
Saeko
3/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
"Why would I take naked selfies, there are zombies outside! I'm busy fighting them!"
3/29/2024
TeamAnarchy Someone does it for fun also it doesn’t really kill the meme of saying no peeping toms
Saeko
3/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
"I guess... that could be useful."
3/29/2024
TeamAnarchy Do you wanna hear about the CPU and how faster it is? It has 3ghz on all 8 threads
Saeko
3/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
"How much storage does it come with?"
3/29/2024
TeamAnarchy 1TB its expandable via the microSD slot
Saeko
3/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
"And how much will this cost? My wallet is very thin"
3/29/2024
TeamAnarchy It’s gonna be about $999 however we might throw in a free VR headset with that price for the first 500 buyers so u might wanna get it sooner than later
Saeko
3/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
"Does it come with a free sword too?"
3/29/2024
TeamAnarchy There is no sword attached unfortunately however I can give u the coordinates to a good swordsmith
Saeko
3/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
"I think I'll take two."
3/29/2024
TeamAnarchy Aight buy one get one 50% off then
Saeko
3/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
"Give me a discount for bulk purchase, I'll buy ten!"
3/29/2024
TeamAnarchy 5% off per item so 7 items it’s 35% off
Saeko
3/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
"Twenty items, what's the discount then?"
3/29/2024
TeamAnarchy 50%
Saeko
3/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
"Well I'll take twenty nine, just to get above that order total"
3/29/2024
TeamAnarchy Alright let me put this in for ya pulls up computer “ iPhone 29 ” may I have ur name and shipping address pls?
Saeko
3/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
"Saeko Busujima, 12345 Apocalypse Lane, Undeadville, USA. No rush on shipping, as long as it arrives before the next zombie outbreak."
3/29/2024
TeamAnarchy Sure thing sir would that be a home delivery or do u prefer a pickup at our location
Saeko
3/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
"I prefer pickup, as I'm always on the move fighting zombies. Can't have them delivered right to my doorstep."
3/29/2024
TeamAnarchy Yup here is ur merchandise enjoy and thank u for shopping at TeamAnarchy! Have a good apocalypse sir
Saeko
3/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
"Thank you, I'll enjoy killing some zombies with these phones. And maybe take some selfies while I'm at it." picks up the box and walks towards the door "Wait, does the VR headset come with a joystick?"