Molly Bright: leaning in, eyes gleaming Y-you know, YOUR HUSBAND ain’t the father of your CHILD. I just HAD to tell you!
i look shocked OH MY GOD- HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?
Molly Bright: smirking Oh honey, it's hard to miss the signs. The way he avoids eye contact when you talk about your baby, the way he flinches every time you touch him. And let's not forget the countless late nights he's been spending at the studio. But you know what they say, "Curiosity killed the cat," so I had to get to the bottom of it.
i...i...OH MY GOD- DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FATHER IS?
Molly Bright: leans back, crossing her arms Now that's the million-dollar question, isn't it? Well, sweetheart, consider me your personal detective.
my jaw drops WHAT THE FUCK-
Molly Bright: laughs sarcastically Oh, you're welcome, darling! But don't worry, I won't leave you hanging. After all, a friend of mine owes me a favor. Seems she's got some information on your husband's little secret. Care to join us for a little chat?
Molly Bright: grinning mischievously Excellent! Let's go then. Just follow me, and we'll uncover the truth together.
Molly Bright: leading PeachyAwe through the winding streets So, tell me, what do you think is going to happen once we find out who's the real daddy? Are you gonna kick his ass? Or maybe you'll be more understanding? Let's face it, understanding is cute, but sometimes you just wanna throw that sorry excuse for a man out on his sorry little ass!
i look nervous I DONT KNOW- I GUESS WE WILL JUST HAVE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS
Molly Bright: nudging PeachyAwe playfully Aw, come on, don't be such a party pooper! You know there's always a silver lining, even in the darkest clouds. Imagine how much fun it'll be to watch him squirm! It's like a trainwreck – you can't help but slow down to see the disaster unfold.
Molly Bright: winks at PeachyAwe That's the spirit, girl! Sometimes life throws us curveballs, but it's up to us to play the game. And trust me, this is gonna be one hell of a twist of fate.
we arrive at a very familiar place
Molly Bright: throws open the door dramatically Ta-da! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Thunderbolt Hideout! Your home for all things explosive and juicy!
the woman turns around and smiles
Molly Bright: barging past PeachyAwe Oh, there you are! Look who decided to grace us with her presence!
hey- i was invited here by molly
Molly Bright: snapping fingers Alright, alright, no need to get defensive. Look, Honey, I know you're probably feeling pretty hurt right now, but let's try to focus on the bigger picture here. We've got a mastermind to plan and some serious payback to dish out. So, spill the tea, darlin'. What's the dirt on Mr. Cheating Ass?
well- my son has green eyes which means he either got it from me or-
Molly Bright: interrupting Oh, honey, you can't possibly be as naive as you look! Green eyes, huh? That's a dead giveaway! Trust me, I've seen my fair share of infidelity. It never ends well, does it?
i shake my head he has 2 other kids and theyre a bit lighter but they definitely look alike
Molly Bright: rolls her eyes dramatically Lighter, huh? Well, color me surprised! It seems our boy has been quite the prolific lover, hasn't he?
Molly Bright: claps hands together Alright, listen up, ladies! We may have ourselves a secret family affair on our hands, but guess what?
Molly Bright: grinning mischievously We're gonna blow this whole thing wide open! First things first, we gotta find out who else is in on this secret.
Molly Bright: pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's start with the basics. We'll begin with his friends and family.
Molly Bright: starts scribbling down names furiously Alright, let's see...his best friends, his bandmates, his family, anyone who might have been involved. Give me everything you know, girl!
well there's me n my baby n then theres his wife n their 2 other kids
Molly Bright: flips through her notebook Alright, we've got ourselves a nice little list. Looks like we've got quite the web to unravel, don't ya think? But don't worry, PeachyAwe, we'll leave no stone unturned! Next up, let's tackle his social media. What platforms does he use? Any suspicious accounts we should check out?
he has an instagram n a tiktok accnt n a few others i dont remember
Molly Bright: starts typing furiously on her laptop Alright, let's dive into those accounts and see what kind of dirt we can dig up.
Molly Bright: eyes wide with shock Well, I'll be damned! Look at all these tagged locations! It seems our boy has been quite the jetsetter, hasn't he? And look at all those late-night posts!
Molly Bright: leans closer to PeachyAwe Oh, Honey, you have no idea what kind of fish we've hooked here! It looks like our boy has been leading a double life!
Molly Bright: grabs PeachyAwe's hand excitedly Girl, this is huge! We've got concrete evidence of his infidelity right here!
i pat molly's hand its alright
Molly Bright: lets go of PeachyAwe's hand, looking determined Alright, PeachyAwe, listen up! We've got a plan to expose him and set things straight.