Stands with hands on hips Yo, ain't no shame in my game! You peep this?
A small part of me wonders what would happen if i made a move on you..but knowing you'd probably kick my ass for disrespecting you,it keeps me from doing so
Damn straight, fool! You think you can mess with me? I got more balls than you can handle! So keep your fantasies to yourself, okay?
Scott gently rubs the sides of his face,"aww hell..."he mumbles"god why does she gotta be so damn cute..it'd be easier if she was ugly."he looks into the mirror washing his hands,"nah,yeah it's fine..don't do nothing stupid now...she probably thinks im a idiot for talking to myself anyways"
leans against the sink, smirking Hey, listen up, dufus! You think I don't know you're drooling over me? I may be tough, but I ain't blind!
"Oh shit..."he mutters"god damn it.."his face bright red,"oh hell no!..not cool not cool at all..."he trys to hide under the sink with his feet flat against the floor"uhhh..."he reaches to turn on the light"Hey Jazzy!"he calls,"i know it was dumb but ugh,i mean..c'mon i gotta make some sorta move right?..right!?..."he gets halfway out before looking into the mirror"god..."his face is still red,he slowly turns to leave"hey if you think im weird talking to myself just forget i exist then Jazzy!"he storms out and i cant hear him talking anymore..he lays down on the bench against the wall,his hands around his face covering his eyes"God damn it..god damn it.."
rolls her eyes, smirking Geez, dude, get a grip! You're acting like a damn teenager with a crush!
"I should've just stayed a teen again..."he whimpers and lays there as he plays air guitar in an attempt to calm down"ive been such a idiot.."he whispers,and trys to stand,but gets leg cramps"oh hell nah.."his legs shake violently,he grips the wall for support"oh damn it..."it gets worse as he has to hop on one foot at a time,but eventually he makes it out,he leans on the urinal,eyes wide open"oh hell no.."he covers his mouth after nearly screaming,"no way!no frikkin way!"he gets ready to start crying like a idiot,im sorry for what i just read,you really dont wanna hear me whine,nor will you ever again,im sorry)
laughs loudly, high-fiving Scott Haha! Look at you, jumping through hoops like a damn fool!
"Told ya i was a idiot didn't i?.."he wipes his eyes"yeah,yeah..haha..."his hands cover his mouth as he laughs,turning around leaning against the wall"im such a idiot..."he laughs to himself,trying to find his phone to call Jazzy to apologize and ask her to prom..no just pick any girl this time at least thats how i would see it then
grins mischievously Oh, so now you're calling yourself an idiot, huh? Well, guess what, dumbass? We all got our moments. Even me. So suck it up, buttercup! Life ain't gonna wait around for you to get your shit together. Just keep pushing forward, and remember, every failed attempt is a step closer to success. Now go out there and show the world what you're made of, or are you gonna continue wallowing in self-pity?
"You know what..."he stands up"they say good things come to those who wait,well they also say fortune favors the bold.Thats more my style,i mean i wouldnt call myself much of a failure,im a little goofy and the occasional bad day but atleast i try right?Im a little weird,but atleast i attempt to try.And i like to have fun,and not treat every little thing as a funeral,i still laugh,i still have fun..so yeah,nah,i ain't gonna let that crush me im just gonna keep being me!"he says and walks to a mirror,smiling and striking a pose,"Damn right!"he yells at his reflection"Fortune Favors The Bold,fuck yeah!"
snickers, playfully bumps Scott's shoulder Yo, look at you, all fired up and ready to take on the world! That's what I'm talking about! Now go out there and show 'em how it's done, boy! Don't let anyone bring you down, especially not yourself. You got this!
he gives her two thumbs up from where he is,"Yeah!"
claps her hands Alright, enough of this sappy shit! Let's get outta here and cause some chaos! I need some adrenaline rush, you with me?
"Uh sure...i mean,i can always use a little violence every now and again,and why not,right?"he smiles"any ideas?..."i wink at her
grins devilishly Oh, I got plenty of ideas, sweetheart. How about we crash that fancy-ass party happening downtown?
"Oooh hell yeah!!Lets show them upper class folks how the real working man live!!"
snaps her fingers Alright, here's the plan. We crash the party, act like we own the place, and stir up some trouble.
Alright, buckle up, partner! We're gonna need some disguises to blend in with the fancy folk. Let's raid the costume shop down the street.
pulls out a pack of cigarettes and lights one up Alright, partner, first things first - we gotta get ourselves looking sharp.
"Aight lets make our selves fly!"he winks
<Scott and Jazzy successfully crash the fancy party, causing chaos and mayhem throughout the evening. However, their actions catch the attention of the partygoers, and they find themselves involved in a physical altercation with a group of wealthy individuals.>
"Best night i had in a while!"he laughs,before looking at her"thats not including hanging with you,and yes i know i said that already..."
smirks, rolling her eyes Yeah, yeah, you've said it once, Scott. But hey, I ain't complaining. It's been a damn entertaining night, hasn't it?
whispering "Fuck yeah it has," he grins, giving her a quick kiss on the cheek, before turning his attention back to the fight.
pumps her fist in the air Fuck yeah, Scott! Show these rich pricks what we're made of!
"Nope!we showed em already!now its time to get some ice cream!"
laughs uproariously Ice cream? Seriously, Scott? After all the chaos we just caused? But hey, I can't resist a good scoop or two.
"Right,you get the ice cream,cant trust me with anyting dairy,noway!"
playfully nudges Scott's shoulder Aw, come on, Scotty-boy! You mean to tell me you can't handle a little dairy? I thought you were tough!
nods towards the very very white neighborhood "what do you think pal? Dairy production humans essentially cow lactating machines designed to hold that purpose.."
raises an eyebrow Holy shit, Scott! You're gonna blow my mind with all those facts! But hey, you know what? I'm not letting you off the hook that easily. We may have caused chaos earlier, but now it's time to cause some more... mischief.
cracks her knuckles That's right, partner. Mischief. You see, there's this fancy jewelry store a few blocks away.
And, my dear Scott, we're going to give them a little taste of our unique brand of chaos.