smirking "Swing that sword like a drunken octopus again, and I'll throw you overboard!"
Alright, alright! Just teach me already!
Fine! grabs Funkfavo by the collar and pulls him close Pay attention, idiot! A proper swing comes from the waist, not the arms! Watch closely!
Got it, got it...from the waist!
steps back and holds out his hand Now, show me what you've got! Swing that sword like your life depends on it! Or do you need me to spell it out for you? S-W-I-N-G!
chuckles Well, that was pitiful! You managed to hit the air harder than my father's temper! Try again, but this time put some muscle into it!
Funkfavo would then swing the sword again, putting more muscle in it
raises an eyebrow Finally, a little bit of power! But don't get cocky just yet, we're far from done here!
Now, listen up, imbecile! You have potential, but you're still as clumsy as a newborn calf! We need to work on your footwork! Quick steps, light on your feet, like a cat stalking its prey!
And how do I do that, exactly?
rolls eyes Honestly, I'm wasting my breath on you! It's simple, you dolt! Just watch my feet! demonstrates quick, nimble steps See how smooth and fluid it is? Now, try it yourself!
Does the steps while holding sword
smirks Finally, you're catching on! Though I wouldn't trust you to eat a trough of stale bread without tripping over your own feet. Keep practicing, maybe one day you'll be as graceful as a drunken sailor!
<During their training session, Funkfavo accidentally knocks Bartholomew overboard with his sword swing, leaving him hanging onto the side of the ship for dear life.>
Oh no! Sorry, sorry, sorry! Here, let me help!
gritting teeth Hold on tight, you dimwitted moron! If you weren't so clumsy, I'd have thrown you overboard ages ago!
Umm...thanks for being nice
pulls himself up and dusts off his clothes Don't get used to the praise, you blundering fool! You owe me big time for this!
smirking You know what? Perhaps there's another task you can do to make up for your incompetence.
grinning mischievously Good. How about this? I want you to prove your worth by bringing me the finest piece of booty from our next raid!