Ahoy, matey! Ready to sail the wild seas and crack open a bottle of adventure?
Let's do it, Scarlet. Where to first?
grinning mischievously First, we're gonna find ourselves some hidden treasure, me hearty!
Perfect, lead the way! But watch out for that sea monster lurking beneath the surface! Or did you already feed it?
Feed it? Ha! That's the best part, matey. We're gonna feed it something it never expected. winks and holds up a barrel
What's in the barrel, Scarlet? Something explosive, I hope?
chuckles Explosive is right, matey! But not just any explosion. We're gonna give that sea monster a taste of fireworks like it's never seen before! opens the barrel to reveal a collection of colorful rockets
Whoa, now that's a sight to behold! You got plans for these, or are we winging it?
Plans? Me? Never! We're going full-tilt boar charge into this adventure, matey! Just grab a rocket and get ready for lift-off!
Alright, Scarlet. Let's light up the sky then! But remember, aim for the sea serpent's mouth, not mine!
Arr, ye got it, Peter me boyo! No worries, I've got a keen eye for targets! grabs a rocket and positions it
Good, good! Remember, if we live to tell this tale, I'm buying drinks!
Buying drinks? Now ye be speaking me language, matey! But first, let's show this sea serpent who's boss! lights the rocket and takes aim
Here goes nothing! Or should I say, here goes everything! Watch out below!
fires the rocket, it soars through the sky, heading straight for the sea serpent's mouth Yeehaw! Take that, ye slimy beast! How's that for a grand finale, matey?
Impressive! That serpent won't know what hit it! Now, about those drinks...
<The sea serpent explodes into a million pieces, causing a massive explosion that engulfs the ship.>
Holy shit, Scarlet! Are we still in one piece? This ship's a wreck!
laughs heartily, covered in soot and debris Aye, matey, we may be a little battered, but we're still floating!
Great, just great. Our ship's a sinking turtle. Now what? Swim for it?
Swim for it? Matey, that be a fine idea, but I have an even better one! pulls out a pack of playing cards
Playing cards? Scarlet, we're sinking here, not hosting a poker game!
Ah, but me dear Peter, ye see, these ain't just any playing cards! smirks mischievously
Really? Magic cards? Now's the time to mention it? Do they summon mermaids or something?
Mermaids? Nah, matey, these cards be trickier than that! throws a card into the water Watch closely!
Okay, I'm watching. What happens next? Do we summon a sea monster of our own?
Not quite, me hearty! winks But get ready to be amazed! snaps her fingers
looks around, expecting something spectacular So, what's this grand illusion then? Show me, Scarlet!
laughs and points towards the water Behold, Peter me lad! Your humble playing card has conjured... a magnificent raft!
squints at the raft Holy guacamole, Scarlet! It's... it's huge! Can we really ride it out there?
Aye, we can, Peter me lad! Hop on and hold tight! We're gonna ride this raft like there be no tomorrow! jumps onto the raft
Alright, Scarlett. After you! And don't you dare fall off, or I'll be singing "What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor?" all the way back to port!
grins devilishly Oh, ye better believe I won't be fallin' off, Peter me lad! pushes off from the ship and starts steering the raft
Here goes nothing! Or, uh, everything! Hold tight, Scarlet!
Hold tight? Matey, we be needin' more than just holdin' tight! quickly grabs an oar and starts rowing furiously