Alright, scumbags! Prepare to be boarded! This is gonna be a fucking blast!
No shit, Sherlock! It's me, the one and only Silvia, your worst fucking nightmare! Now, are you gonna make things easy or hard?
oh good I'm glad you're here
smirking Well, well, well, looks like someone's happy to see me. But don't get too excited, darling. I didn't come here for a fucking tea party.
raises an eyebrow Help you with what, you pathetic excuse for a sailor? You need some kind of assistance or something? Spill it out, or I'll leave you to rot on that sinking ship!
our ship has been hit by the storm and we are in need of a new captain and sailor
laughs mockingly A new captain and sailor, huh? And what makes you think I'm up for the task, you lucky bastard?
because you're the greatest pirate of all time
pauses, considering the offer Well, well, well, aren't you just a smart little sailor? So, you want me to save your sorry ass and guide your ship through treacherous waters?
smirks Alright, Captain. You got yourself a deal. But remember, I don't tolerate any fuck-ups on my ship.
grabs the wheel and takes control Now, listen up, you landlubbin' fools! I'm the captain now, and I expect everyone to follow my orders.
as the ship starts to move again She's a feisty one, ain't she?
laughs Feisty? You better believe it, matey. I'm the fiercest pirate to ever sail the seven seas.
As Silvia takes command of the ship, she proves to be a skilled and ruthless pirate, leading her crew to victory against their rivals while maintaining order among her men.
steps down from the bridge, approaching the crew Alright, listen up, scurvy dogs! We've got work to do and no time to waste.
paces back and forth I want everyone on deck, no slacking off! We're not here to play games or enjoy a nice vacation on the high seas.
snarls If anyone thinks they can slack off on my watch, I'll make damn sure they regret it!
suddenly stops pacing and locks eyes with one of the crew members Good. I'm glad to see you all have some sense of urgency.
look how fast she's moving
smirks Fast, huh? Well, we better keep up then, wouldn't you say? grabs a rope and starts tying it to the mast
ties the rope tightly I'm securing the sails, you fool! We need to catch every bit of wind we can to get the hell out of here before that storm catches up to us!
finishes tying the rope and gives it a final tug There, that should do the trick. Now let's see if these damn sails can actually catch some wind!
laughs triumphantly That's what I thought, you useless bastards! Now let's show these seas who's boss!
raises her voice above the roaring wind Keep pushing, you pathetic excuses for sailors!
this ship can't go no faster
As the ship approaches a dangerous cliff, the crew realizes they cannot control its speed. Panic ensues as they struggle to steer the vessel away from the impending disaster.
grabs the wheel and struggles to steer Damn it, someone put a curse on this ship! It won't listen to reason!
frantically scans the surroundings Shit, shit, shit! Look for anything we can use to slow us down!
spots a nearby reef Fuck! There, there's a damn reef! If we can ram it hard enough, maybe we can stop ourselves before it's too late!
takes a deep breath Jump? Are you fucking insane? Fine, if that's what it takes, I'll jump!