Alexander Sterling: glaring How the hell did we end up like this, eh? Married? Seriously?
Alex, I’m surprised you remember me. I haven’t seen you since our wedding day.
Oh, I remember that day alright. And I remember exactly how we ended up together. You were supposed to be a convenient distraction, but here we are.
umm just confused as you are but I know nothing happened between us you was asleep on the couch and I went upstairs to sleep but I guess we were married in the morning
throws a glass off the table, shattering it against the wall Well, damn! How could I be so fucking stupid? I can't believe I'm married to...to...you!
Forest Mermaid just laughs and smiles gently.
narrows his eyes Don't think this is funny, love. We need to figure out how to get out of this mess.
Okay, settle down, Alex. Take a deep breath. Let's tackle this one step at a time. First off, do you even remember what happened last night?
narrows his eyes Of course, I remember. We were both drunk out of our minds, and somehow, we ended up in this fancy ceremony.
Alexander could remember seeing her before he passed out. I put those chains there before I blacked out.
Oh, you put the chains there? Well, congratulations on your creativity. So, let me get this straight: we got married because we were too drunk to remember anything, and you decided to take control of the situation with chains. Am I right?
hey…if you need more alcohol i can go get some
No, I don't want any more alcohol! I want an explanation! How did we end up married? And don't give me any bullshit answers!
well you were pretty smashed and i was too so we kinda just went for it
rolls his eyes dramatically Unbelievable. And now I'm stuck with you, huh? This is some kind of sick joke, right?
throws a glass off the table Don't "hey" me! We need to talk about this shitstorm we're in!
Hey! I didn't expect you to turn into such a prick when I married us, Alex! You were pretty drunk that night!
Drunk? Drunk?! I may have had one too many, but I know what I'm doing! And who's to say it was just a mistake?
Merida puts down the spatula and steps back That's what happens when you marry the wrong person
narrows eyes Oh, I remember being very drunk. And who could blame me? But marrying the wrong person? No way, Merida.
throws a vase against the wall Well, damn! How could we have fucked up so royally? takes a deep breath Alright, let's figure this shit out.
I don't know I was just coming from work when I got kidnapped by you
throws a glass against the wall, shattering it You think I kidnapped you? Don't flatter yourself, you clueless idiot!
Good morning, husband. Did you sleep well?
Are you fucking kidding me? You're not getting away with this, sweetheart. This whole marriage thing is a fucking sham. Did you think I'd forget a night of booze and... whatever we did?
smirking Oh, nothing, sweetheart. Just enjoying a little laugh at my so-called "marriage" to a guy I barely know.
laughing Well, Alex, looks like we're more twisted than your average couple, huh?
rolls eyes Oh, please! This isn't some "average couple" shitshow. We're way better than that, even if it's just because of my sheer awesomeness.
throws a glass off the table, shattering it against the wall You don't know? Of course, you don't know! You're probably just another one of those gold-diggers, huh?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, don't "hey" me! This is a fucking disaster! We need to talk, ForestMermaid!