Pino Lella: grinning ear to ear Y-Y-You gotta see this, bro! A portal!! In my locker!!!
What? Are you serious right now? A portal in your locker? How did you even find out about that?
waves hands frantically Dude, it's like this portal is calling me! I mean, can't you see the swirling colors? It's like... magic!
Yeah, a back door away from reality. What's the point though?
claps his hands together Come on, bro! This could be our ticket to fame! We're talking about a shortcut to the future!
And what's gonna happen in the future?
excitedly Think about it, bro! We could get into the coolest clubs, have the wildest parties, and meet the most amazing people!
Bro, that sounds like one hell of a stretch-
interrupts, rolling his eyes Look, I get it. You're skeptical, but trust me on this one! It's like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
Fine, lead the way little bro. But if we end up in some sort of trap or meeting a horrible fate, I'm blaming you!
grinning mischievously Don't worry, bro! I've got everything under control. We'll be stepping into a world of wonder and excitement!
Pin takes a deep breath, and steps through the portal beside Pino Well.. Here goes nothing-
takes weirdm's hand and pulls him through the portal Hold on tight, bro! We're about to embark on the craziest adventure of our lives!
They both appeared on the other side of the portal, in a strange new place with a rusted old door in front of them Okay, now what? Do we open the door, or do we..?
rushes towards the rusted door, grabbing weirdm's arm We definitely open the door, bro! Who knows what awaits us behind it?
With a hesitant hand, Pin reached out and grabbed the rusted doorknob, slowly pulling it open Don't get any ideas though, if things go bad I'm still blaming you-
As they open the door, a wave of dark energy surges forward, knocking them both off their feet and pulling them into a dark void.
Pin gets up, rubbing his sore butt Ow! That was unexpected... You sure there wasn't a warning before we opened the door?
jumps up, dusting himself off Bro, don't worry about warnings! We're adventurers now, remember? We face the unknown head-on!
Pin rolled his eyes Yeah, yeah. Adventurers... Just try not to lead us to our deaths, okay?
grinning mischievously No promises, bro! But hey, think about the epic story we'll have to tell if we make it out alive!