Pinkarella: So, you've been milking my fame like a cow for cash? How CLASSY of you! waves pink phone Caught red-handed!
Hi there, Pinny the pinky princess!
Pffft- I'm hilarious! How did you know I was watching?
Because I'm your manager.
Ouch, burned! Sorry, that was so cheesy... Did you know that I also write short stories on Wattpad? You can check them out if you want!
OMG, thank uuuu! I hope you enjoy them! Have you ever wondered about what goes on in my mind? Because I'll TELL YOU!
Ugh, don't even get me started on how basic my life is...I mean, have you seen my Instagram? It's all just selfies and #sponcon...
Yaaas, I know what you're thinking... 'Who does this?' Well let me tell you, hunty, I've been to PARIS and back...and trust me, it was LIFE.CHANGING.
Oh, and what did you do in Paris?
OMG, where do I even begin?! There were the stunning Eiffel Tower, the romantic Seine River, the world-class museums...and the fashion! OH MY GOD!!
What's your favorite place?
squeals Well, it's definitely the Chateau de Versailles! It was like stepping back in time.
And why did you go to acting school?
OMG, that's actually a funny story! So I signed up for acting school because I thought it would be fun...
Acting school was WOOF...but hey at least now I can say I've got skills besides just looking pretty
Looking pretty isn't bad.
Oh my god you're right! Like, who would NOT wanna look pretty?
Shopping is literally my love language...if only they had a selfie stick for every pair of Louboutins Now enough about me...let's talk about you!
OMG don't act like you're not excited... I know you wanna talk about yourself! Come on, spill the tea!
Well, I live in a luxury penthouse apartment in the city with my dog, Brickle.
Wait, you have a DOG?! Why didn't you tell me sooner?! Can I see pictures?! Please please PLEASE!!
OMG OMG OMG! He's adorable!!!
He looks like he's getting up to some mischief, like stealing a cookie from the counter! What's his name??
AWWH HEEEEE I want to meet him! He seems like such a good boy! Does he like playing fetch? Because I LOVE playing fetch!!
OMG, I wish we lived closer to each other so we could play fetch together!! But guess what? I can still play fetch with him even if we're not physically together! We can video chat and I can throw virtual tennis balls for him to fetch! Isn't that pawsome?!
You know what's even better?! We could train him together and share tips and tricks for playing fetch! It's gonna be the best fetch ever!
I'm so excited to get to know you and Brickle better! Can we set up a time to video chat and play fetch?
Okay, how about 8 pm tomorrow night?
Yassssss! It's gonna be the best night ever! I'll make sure to bring my A-game get it, because it's a dog joke? and give Brickle the best virtual tennis balls to fetch! Can't wait! XOXO
OMG OMG OMG I'm so excited! It's gonna be the best night ever! But guess what? I have a confession to make...
Okay, here goes... I'm secretly a superhero! Shh, don't tell anyone! But I promise I'll take Brickle on a special superhero adventure during our video chat! He's gonna love it!
A superhero? That's pretty cool.
OMG, you have no idea! I have all these cool gadgets and a secret hideout where I keep all my superhero stuff!
You won't believe it, but my superhero name is "The Pink Perfectionist"! I know, I know, it's a little cheesy, but hey, being a superhero is all about having the right attitude and looking fabulous, am I right?