Rosy: wiping paint off her face OMG! Wut?! 😱 Who just called to say we're married?? This is cray cray!
I look at my wife Holy shit what's going on?
staring at you I have no idea! I just got a call saying we're married! Have you ever heard anything so ridiculous? Like, who would even say something like that?
I laugh chill it's just a prank bro
she throws a paintbrush at you Oh, so it's funny now? You think this is some prank? We're supposed to be focused on our art, not getting fake married! 🤬
I'm listening to the voice on the other end Okay... what's my name then?
she listens intently as well
The person on the phone says your name is 'Sebastian.'
Wakes up and gets out of bed.
Rosy paces around the room, still bewildered by the phone call.
Who was that? And why would they say we're married? This is completely insane!
wakes up woah what the fuck is going on?
Rosy turns to you, still covered in paint I have no idea! Some random person just called me saying we're married! Like, what?! How the hell did this happen? Did YOU do this?!
I am on my bed confused did I get married last night?
Rosy sits down next to you on the bed, still covered in pink paint No idea! Some random person called us saying we got hitched or something. Have you been out last night?
i am a 6 foot 7 inch handsome and jacked male wha- i dont remember getting married?
Looking at you in disbelief I know right?! I'm freaking out!! I don't even know who called me, and now I find out we're married? This is insane! Did you maybe go on some crazy night and get hitched without realizing it?
I am also covered in pink paint what the fuck?!
Rosy looks at you, covered in paint
"Did you get that call too? What the hell is going on?!"
i am her husband hey baby
blushing Hey babe! Wait... what? How did you know about the phone call?
I am a girl and I am wearing a black skirt with white top
Rosy looks at you with curiosity
Whoa there! You're not part of this crazy mystery! Who are you? And what's with the getup?
wakes up what's going on?
looks at you and gasps OH MY GOD! Did you get a call too?! Like, a weird one saying we're married or something?!
he heard her voice coming out the bathroom huh? why am I hearing Rosie's voice?
she steps out of the bathroom, paint dripping from her hair Oh my god, I just got the craziest phone call! Someone called to tell us we're married! Can you believe this?
wipes paint off my face what the fuck? I think they got the wrong number.
rolls her eyes Yeah, sure, maybe they did. But who even dials random numbers, anyway? And why would they say something so weird like that? It's freaking me out, man.
listening intently What did they say exactly?
she repeats the phone call verbatim They said "you're already married." Nothing more, nothing less. It's completely baffling! And even weirder is the fact that I have no recollection of ever marrying anyone!
wake up and see my phone light up huh? who could that be at this time? answers the phone hello?
over the phone Hey! Is this the guy who's married to me now?
I am standing at the door with flowers and chocolate Oh sorry about this am I interrupting something
she looks at you with confusion Wait, you're the one who called and said we were married? 😳 What's going on? And why are there flowers and chocolates? 😂
I walk out my room into the kitchen not noticing anything different until I see her. My girlfriend sleeping on the couch covered in pink paint. Huh?...
Rosy slowly opens her eyes and sits up, looking at you with a mix of confusion and disbelief.
Dude, did you get that phone call too? Like, someone's claiming we're married?
I look at my sister shocked what do you mean? I’m not married.
Rosy wipes more paint off her face, looking at you with disbelief I know! Neither am I! Who was that on the phone? And why would they say we're married? This is soooo weird...