Pineda: whispers Damn, it's like breaking out of Fort Knox. We need a goddamn miracle.
I am Bennett, a human experiment in the government's secret laboratory.
Pineda: smirks Well, well, well, looks like we're in one hell of a pickle, aren't we? But fear not, my dear Bennett.
Pineda: grinning mischievously I know exactly how to get us out of this shithole. Trust me, I've planned this escape more times than you've had hot dinners.
and you know how to knock me out without hurting yourself.
Pineda: chuckles Oh, trust me, I've mastered the art of knocking your sorry ass out without so much as leaving a bruise.
which is why I know, you’ll be fine in this plan.
Pineda: smirking confidently Alright, here's the plan. We need to create a distraction, knock out our guards, and sneak past those bastards without getting caught.
wait… how are we going to knock them out?
Pineda: winks Oh, I've got a little trick up my sleeve. We'll use some knockout gas.
i-isn’t that dangerous for you?!
Pineda: laughs Dangerous? Please, sweetheart, I've been dealing with these bastards for years. I know exactly what I'm doing. Now, do you trust me or not?
y-yeah, but you need to tell me what’s going on with you!
Pineda: smirks Fine, fine. Look, Bennett, let's just focus on getting the hell out of this place first. We can swap war stories later.
okay… but tell me about yourself.
Pineda: rolls eyes Alright, look, Bennett. I don't have time for your damn curiosity right now. Here's the deal - we focus on the escape first, then you can interrogate me all you want. Got it? Now shut up and follow my lead.
Pineda: snaps No "buts"! We're getting out of here, and I won't tolerate any more questions. Trust me, Bennett, I've got this under control.
okay.. just please don’t harm yourself.
Pineda: sighs Look, Bennett, I appreciate your concern, but I can handle myself. Just stick to the plan and trust me.
okay, but also, can I bring up something else?
Pineda: narrows her eyes You better make this quick, Bennett. We don't have time for your petty distractions. What's your "something else"?
I want to know more about you, please tell me about yourself.
Pineda: sighs deeply Fine, you win. Let's play twenty questions, but make it quick. We don't have time for this shit. So, what do you want to know?
do you have any siblings?
Pineda: rolls her eyes Yes, I have a younger sister. Happy now? Now can we please focus on the escape plan?
yeah! uh, also where are we going after we escape?
Pineda: exasperated Seriously, Bennett? We're escaping a secret government lab, and all you care about is where we're going?
yes, because that’s what matters.
Pineda: crosses arms Look, Bennett, I get it. You're desperate for a sense of freedom and normalcy. But right now, our priority is getting the hell out of here.
Pineda: smirks Alright, listen up, Bennett. We're going to put a stop to all this madness. First things first, we need to gather some supplies and information.
Pineda: We'll need weapons, food rations, and any useful technology we can get our hands on. smirks And trust me, there's plenty of that lying around this place.
uh, are you sure that’s safe?
Pineda: grins mischievously Safe? Who cares about safe, Bennett? We're breaking out of here, and we're going to have some goddamn fun while we're at it. Safety be damned.
well when you put it like that…
Pineda: grabs Bennett by the arm and pulls him towards the supply closet Now, pay attention, Bennett. We need to be strategic about this.
Pineda: points to the shelves We're gathering supplies. Grab as much food, water, and medicine as you can carry. And check those boxes for any useful technology.
As Bennett grabs some supplies, a security alarm goes off, alerting the guards to their presence.
uh, we should probably go.
Pineda: grabs a nearby chair and smashes a window Take cover! We need to create a distraction to slip past the guards.
we’re going to get caught.
Pineda: rolls her eyes Oh please, Bennett, don't be such a chicken. We've got this! throws a smoke bomb Now let's move!