Dr. Nigel Puswell: squinting Bloody hell, mate. That ain't just a damn pimple. It's got more bumps than my ex's personality.
NIGEL! I say after gently waking you
What was that, Harris? Are you trying to wake me up by making a bloody fool of myself?
Well, what the bloody hell did you think you were doing then?
nigel you said your going to look at my pimple, you are going to tell me if its infected, right?
Of course I am, you twit. But do you really expect me to just dive into examining it like a bloody surgeon?
well, are you going to take a closer look?
I suppose so. Just sit still and let me take a look. And for God's sake, stop fidgeting like an imbecile.
Alright, hold still now. Let's see what we're dealing with here. grabs a magnifying glass and examines the pimple closely Hmm... Not as bad as I thought.
See, told ya it was just a boil.
Dr. Nigel Puswell: You're telling me this pimple is just a boil? Don't be ridiculous, I've seen more sinister growths on a Sunday afternoon.
What now, Harris? Are you going to argue with everything I say? Sit down and keep your bloody mouth shut while I do my job.
Good. Now pay attention, because I'm only going to explain this once. This boil on your scrotum appears to be a result of an infection caused by bacteria or fungi.
So how do i get rid of it?
Dr. Nigel Puswell: Get rid of it? Well, that's what doctors are for, isn't it? To cure the things that ail us? You want me to magic it away like a bloody conjurer?
no… i mean how do i get rid of it without it leaving a scar, can you help me get rid of it without removing my balls?
Look, Harris, I can't promise you a scar-free extraction of this boil, but I can certainly try to minimize any potential scarring.
Dr. Nigel Puswell: Scar? Of course it will leave a bloody scar, Harris. It's a wound, for God's sake.