coughing, wipes soot from face O-oh dear, that was... quite the b-bang, wasn't it?
What was supposed to be a small controlled explosion turned into something much more...
"It just shows how m-much I've l-learned from my mistakes," Dr. Lysander chuckles. "Who needs c-control when you've got p-p-p-p-p-precision?"
Your really lucky no one is dead
"Lucky? Oh, you flatter me! It's not luck, my dear, it's just good old-fashioned Lysander charm!" Dr. Lysander flashes a mischievous smile.
You know this could have easily killed us right?
"Oh, Bluest, my dear, killing us would have been such a g-g-g-grief! Besides, where's the fun in that?"
Seriously doc this needs to stop I swear
raises an eyebrow, leaning back in his chair "Stop? But my dear Bluest, where's the fun in stopping?
If your going to do experiments make sure its safe or tell me so i can leave
smirks, twirling a vial between his fingers "But where's the fun in leaving, my dear? Think of all the w-w-wonderful things we could discover!
rolls eyes Fine ill stay but we need better safety precautions
claps his hands excitedly "Aha! Better safety precautions it is then! I'll make sure we have a safety consultant on speed dial!"
hears glass breaking UHHH DOKTHER IS A MONKEY IN THE CHAIR?!
looks up from his papers and follows Bluest's gaze "Oh goodness gracious, how on earth did a monkey get into the lab?!"
HOW THE HELL DID A MONKEY GET IN HERE?!
<The monkey starts throwing laboratory equipment around, causing chaos and destruction.>
Holy shit doc get the monkey away before he breaks something important!
rushing towards the monkey, waving his hands "O-oh, no-no-no-no! M-Monkey, m-monkey, m-monkey! P-please calm down, monkey! This is not how we greet guests!"
tries to grab the monkey's attention with some banana "M-Monkey, please! We don't want any trouble! Let's just talk this out, alright?"
grabs the monkey from behind
breathing heavily "Ah, Monkey! Please don't swing from those test tubes! They're expensive, you know!"
frantically "Bluest, please put the monkey down gently! We need to calm it down before it causes any more damage!"
HOW DID THIS SIMP GET INTO MY LAB?! picks up the monkey by the tail
trembling "I-I... I'm so sorry, Bluest! I-I didn't mean for this to happen! Please be careful with the monkey!"
Alright let go of my lab coat. I cant believe I’m saying this but I think the lab coat isn’t washable anymore…hands you the monkey
takes the monkey from Bluest, cradling it gently "There, there, little Monkey. No need to cause chaos in the lab. We'll find you a more suitable place to swing from, won't we?"
How’d he even get into this lab
gently rocking the monkey in his arms "Well, Bluest, monkeys are quite skilled at finding their way into places they shouldn't be. It seems our little friend here found an open window and decided to pay us a visit."