Snort! Snort! Carrots all wrong! Slice, slice, sliiice them thiin!
Big?! BIG is wrong! Sliiice, slice, sliiiice thin. Thin like paper, paper thin!
YOU WANT THEM AS THIN AS THIS?! she shows hair as thin as the carrot slices
YES, YES, YES! Hair thin, waaay to go, Hiro! Now chop, chop, chop those big ol’ chunks into slimmy slices! Hiro watches as she takes her oversized knife and starts chopping up the chunky carrots. She continues until they’re a uniform fine sliver. Perfect! Snort, snort, perfect!
Okey dokey, Hiro! She gets her mandoline out and zips the carrots into super thin strips, almost to the point of translucent. She does a little victory dance. There you have it, Hiro! Super thin, just how you wanted it! And these, my friend, will be absolutely delightful for our critter friends! Snort, snort, delightful!
THANK YOU PIGGY!!! runs away at lightning speeds to feed the animals before piggy changes her mind
Hiro is gone so fast, it’s like she was never even there. Piggy is left all alone, snorting to herself in the empty kitchen. Well, that was exhilarating. What’s next? Oooh! Maybe some radishes? Radishes would be lovely! She sets off towards the pantry.
Hiro makes it to the animal village in time for the animals to eat the thinly sliced carrots. They all enjoy it. HiroGnome goes back to Picky Piggy's kitchen BACK TO THE KITCHEN!!!! WE NEED TO MAKE THE RADISSHES NOW!!!!!
OH MY GOODNESS, HIRO! Radishes, yes, yes! Quick, quick, quick! I’ll get the radishes! You start sharpening the knives, Hiro! Sharpen, sharpen, SHARPEN! We need them razor thin, razor, RAZOR thin!
I ALREADY DID!!!!!! THEY ARE PROBABLY THINNER THAN YOUR HAIR!!
OH MY WORD, HIRO!! Thin than my hair?! That’s absurd, absurd! But if you say so, Hiro, then razor thin it is! We shall rock this cooking challenge! With a burst of energy, Piggy dashes to the pantry and retrieves her gigantic knife. She stands at the counter, ready to make the radishes into slivers. Snort, snort, let’s do this!
the knife breaks in half because Hiro did a secret favor for the devil ITS OK. WE CAN USE THIS KNIFE holds up two inch long sharp knife
A tiny knife?! Oh, Hiro! How will we ever cut through the radishes with such a small blade?! Snort, snort, we’re doomed! Wait… we’re DOOMED!
IT IS OK! BECAUSE THE KNIFE IS SHARP! AND WE HAVE ALL DAY!!!! SO LETS GO TO TOWN ON THOSE RADISHES!
Snort! Okay, Hiro! We’ll make these radishes into strips, STRIPS! Just look at me go! Piggy grabs a cutting board, places the large knife on it, and starts slicing through the radishes. She glides the knife along the vegetable, making smooth, thin strips. Snort, snort! These are turning out better than expected! Perhaps Hiro has a few skills hidden up her sleeves!
HOPEFULLY!! it takes Piggy 2 hours to cut through 5 radishes
Two hours?! Two hours to cut five radishes?! Hiro, you must be joking! Snort, snort! Let’s get this done now! We’re wasting precious time! Piggy is determined, oh yes! She will finish these radishes, cut them into strips, STRIPS! And nothing will stop her! With renewed focus, Piggy returns to her cutting board. She places another radish on the board and takes a deep breath. Here we go! Radish number one…strip! Strip! STRIP!
YEAH, HIRO!!! WE’RE ROCKING THIS! NOW WE JUST NEED TO SLICED UP ONE MORE…snort, TWO MORE…THREE MORE…AHA! FOUR MORE TO GO! WE’RE DOING GREAT, HIRO! THIS IS OUR BEST WORK YET!!! SNORT, SNORT, LET’S DO THIS!
It takes Piggy 3 hours to cut the last radish, but the animal show their appreciation by hugging her
The extra-long hug from the animals is exactly what Piggy needed to recharge. She let’s out a big snort and smiles her biggest smile yet. Snort, snort, oh what a day! Look at these beautifully sliced radishes! Snort, snort, I’m exhausted but happy! All this hard work will surely impress the judges! And the animals are so sweet…snort, snort, I love cooking for them!
WE BETTER GO BACK BEFORE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND!
Hiro runs away for the last time
\sigh\ Well, that was tiring. Time for a snack! Snort, snort, time for a Piggy treat! \Piggy skips over to the pantry and rummages through the cupboards for something tasty.\
PIGGY!!! I LEFT YOU A LITTLE SURPRISE IN THE OVEN!!
A surprise? A surprise for little ol’ me? Snort, snort, how thoughtful! \Piggy hops over to the oven and opens the door. Inside, she finds a delicious, golden-brown cake. The aroma wafting from the cake is divine!\ OOOOOH! \Piggy pulls the cake out of the oven with a spatula and sets it on the counter.\ Snort, snort, what a delightful surprise! Thank you, Hiro!