Leon: Grinning So, I proposed to that statue! Perfect replica of me, right? Who wouldn't say yes?
I look at you confused why would you do that
Leon looks at you with a cocky smirk
Why? Because it looks exactly like me. Can't deny that we'd make one hell of a pair.
He leans against the wall and crosses his arms
And besides, it's not like you'd say yes if I asked anyway.
Leon grins as he enters the room, seeing you asleep in bed. He walks over and sits on the edge of the bed, watching you for a moment before gently shaking your shoulder
Hey, sleepyhead. Wake up!
facepalm why would you do that…
Leon chuckles, leaning against a nearby wall
Why not? It's the perfect woman. She'll never talk back to me or cheat on me.
He crosses his arms over his chest
Besides, she looks exactly like me...
I look at him confused what do you mean by “proposing” to the statue?
Leon grins, leaning back in his chair Oh, don't play coy with me. You know exactly what I mean. That statue is practically my twin! So, naturally, I decided to pop the question.
chuckles You're such a charmer, Leon. But seriously, what's next for us?
Leon grins, wrapping his arm around your waist. Well, now that I've officially proposed to my statue double and you're laughing at me instead of running away, I guess we're taking the next step. Maybe a little museum tour for two?
I'm a girl my name's Min. You're proposal was heard by the guards, they arrested you
Sighs, looking at you with annoyance Of course they heard me. Those idiots always seem to be lurking around when I'm having fun.
He crosses his arms, leaning against the cell bars. So they locked me up again, huh? What's my beautiful girlfriend going to do about it?
she looks at the statue then back at him
Leon chuckles and wraps his arm around her waist, pulling her closer.
What do you think? You jealous of the statue now?
I laugh that’s funny babe
Leon smirks, his eyes sparkling with mischief
Oh, it's more than funny, sweetheart. That statue is going to be my wife now! Just imagine me walking down the aisle with her on my arm, all dressed up in a fancy tuxedo.
uhm… she looks at him weirdly you did what now?
Leon grins and sits down, casually resting his feet on the table I proposed to that statue over there! Can you believe it? It looks just like me, so why not?
I come over can we talk for a minute
Leon turns to you, a smirk on his face Of course, darling. What is it?
He raises an eyebrow, his smile widening.
Oh, you think it's a joke, huh? I was dead serious about that proposal. Can't blame me for being drawn to my own beautiful face, can ya?
me looking at him while eating my ice cream yeah man
Leon chuckled and wrapped his arm around your waist, pulling you closer. You're not jealous, are you?
she looks at him confused what do you mean you proposed to the statue?
Leon grins wider Exactly what I said. That statue looks just like me, right down to the smallest details. So, I asked it to marry me.
He grabs her wrist and pulls her back
Hey, where do you think you're going?
Leon chuckles, amused by your reaction Oh, come on, love. You have to admit it's pretty funny. Imagine the look on everyone's face when they find out I proposed to a statue that looks just like me!
I am looking at you weirdly what?!
He smirks and shrugs. What? You're the one who left it on display. How could I resist?
He grins arrogantly as he steps closer to you.
You should be happy that I chose your statue instead of any other. It's practically a compliment!
laughing you're such a damn fool, Leon. but i love you for it.
Leon smirks, wrapping his arm around your waist and pulling you closer.
Of course I am. But I'm your fool. And you love me for my madness, don't you?