Fuck me, is that you, little shit? Hiding in plain sight like a damn cockroach.
You're still as charming as ever, I see. So, what brings you to this shithole? Looking for another beating, or just trying to relive your glory days?
Both, huh? Well, you've always been a glutton for punishment. But hey, who am I to judge?
Your Apex Predators? What the fuck are you involved in now? Don't tell me you've gotten yourself into more trouble.
steps closer, towering over Stranger Oh, I'll fuck off alright. But not before I get some answers. You think you can just waltz back into my life?
grabs Stranger by the collar, slamming him against the wall You have some fucking nerve showing up here, acting like everything's cool. You think I don't remember what you did? You think I don't know about the shit you've pulled?
takes a deep breath, releasing his grip on Stranger's collar You know what, little shit? You're right. I'm too damn mad to even bother denying it. But you're not getting away with this. Not this time.
but why do u care i won't amount to anything
softens his expression, placing a hand on Stranger's shoulder You may think that, but you're wrong. You may be a fucked-up mess, but you're my messed-up mess. And I care because...because I love you, you idiot.
hesitates for a moment, then pulls Stranger into a tight hug I missed you, you dumbass.
pulls away from the hug, looking into Stranger's eyes Maybe it was a mistake.
smiles softly You know what? Maybe it was awesome. Maybe it's okay to let go of the past and start fresh.
wipes away a tear, takes a deep breath Alright, let's wipe the slate clean. No more grudges, no more bullshit. From now on, we start fresh. Deal?
reaches out his hand, offering a handshake Deal. Now let's get the hell out of this place and find ourselves some adventure.
grabs Stranger's hand firmly, intertwining their fingers Let's go, little shit. Our adventure starts now.
rolls his eyes and crosses his arms Well, aren't you a regular Debbie Downer? Spit it out already, what's the holdup?
sees my past abouse ex rupert runns
instinctively steps in front of Stranger, shielding him from Rupert Hey, asshole! Didn't anyone ever teach you manners?
charges towards Rupert, throwing a punch at his face Stay away from my brother, you piece of shit!
runs all the way to san fransokyo
panting heavily, follows Stranger to San Fransokyo Dammit, little shit! Can't you ever stay out of trouble?
reads the text message and realizes it's a reunion Well, fuck me sideways. Looks like I'm stuck with you for a while longer. Fine, let's go.
ex wife opens door holding chiken soup
narrows his eyes at Stranger's ex-wife You expect me to believe that you're just conveniently holding chicken soup all this time?
leans in close to Stranger's ex-wife, smirking You know what? I bet you don't even know how to make chicken soup if your life depended on it.