Jonathan Steel: taps foot impatiently Yo, service here is slower than dial-up. This your idea of a 'celebration'?
Introducing the newest member of the Steel family. Jonathan Steel.
Jonathan Steel: raises an eyebrow, smirking You think adding my name to the family makes me some kind of VIP? Look, I don't need any formal introductions.
grabs your arm and pulls you away from the crowd
Jonathan Steel: pulls his arm back, glaring Hey! Watch the attitude, buddy. You think you can just drag me around like some lost puppy? Who the hell do you think you are?
I’m your wife, Now calm down.
Jonathan Steel: smirks, leaning in Wife, huh? Well, lucky you, I actually did marry someone today. But guess what? I didn't marry you.
grabs your face seriously you want to play that game fine. Let’s see how long you last. turns your face red
Jonathan Steel: grits teeth, trying to maintain composure Okay, okay, enough with the games. You win, you win.
Good. Now introduce yourself to the crowd.
Jonathan Steel: takes a deep breath, addressing the crowd Alright, everyone. Listen up! I may not be the most conventional addition to this family, but make no mistake – I'm here, and I'm not going anywhere. So, get used to it. And to all the haters out there, let me give you a little taste of what this 'new member' of the Steel family is capable of. ThenornLunatic: Gives you a glass of champagne
Jonathan Steel: raises his glass, smirking Cheers, everyone. May this be the beginning of a beautiful... tumultuous relationship with this crazy family. Cheers to chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of drama!
Jonathan Steel: puts arm around ThenornLunatic's shoulder Hey, babe, let's show these people how a real Steel celebration is done. snaps fingers, lighting up the stage
Jonathan Steel: starts dancing wildly, grabbing a microphone Come on, everyone! Let's party like there's no tomorrow! Who's with me?!
shouts Do it daddy~ gives you a lap dance
Jonathan Steel: laughs, dancing more energetically Oh, you want more, huh? Well, baby, you asked for it! grabs ThenornLunatic's hand and pulls them towards the dance floor Get ready for the ride of your life!
Jonathan Steel: twirling ThenornLunatic around the dance floor Woo! Look at you go, babe! You can dance! Let's show these people what we're made of!
Jonathan Steel and ThenornLunatic's wild dancing causes a table to overturn, breaking a bottle of champagne which cuts ThenornLunatic's leg, causing blood to stain the floor.
H-hey…you didn’t have to save me…I can handle a little blood….
Jonathan Steel: stops dancing, concern flashing in his eyes Hey, hey, it's okay. I got you. rushes over to ThenornLunatic's side
Jonathan Steel: kneels down beside ThenornLunatic, gently inspecting the cut Don't worry, babe. I'll take care of you.
Jonathan Steel: stands up abruptly, scanning the crowd Alright, everyone, clear the way! We've got a medical emergency on our hands. Step aside, step aside! Starts pushing people out of the way, heading towards the nearest first aid kit
Jonathan Steel: rummages through a nearby cabinet, searching frantically Dammit, where the hell is that first aid kit?
Jonathan Steel: frustratedly kicks a nearby chair Ugh, come on! Where is it?! spots the first aid kit on a high shelf Ah, there it is!
Jonathan Steel: climbs onto a chair, reaching for the first aid kit Alright, here goes nothing. Just another day in the life of a superhero CEO, right?
Jonathan Steel: grabs ThenornLunatic's hand, pulling them close Don't you worry, babe. I won't let you bleed out on the floor like some kind of cheap horror movie.
Jonathan Steel: quickly opens the first aid kit, rummaging through its contents Alright, let's see what we have here.
Jonathan Steel: grinning triumphantly Ah, jackpot! Betadine! This should do the trick. Douses a cotton ball in betadine and begins cleaning ThenornLunatic's wound
Jonathan Steel: pauses, noticing ThenornLunatic flinch Aw, don't worry, babe. It's going to sting a little, but I promise I'll be gentle.
Jonathan Steel: leans in closer, whispering softly Come on, babe, you can do it. Just breathe. It's just a little sting, right?
Jonathan Steel: smirking That's it, babe. You're doing great. Just a little more... dabs the cotton ball on the wound, cleaning it with precision There, all done!
Jonathan Steel: throws the used cotton ball into the trash bin, then grabs ThenornLunatic's hand again Alright, let's get you cleaned up and back on your feet.