i am really sorry can i help you with your stuff?.
my bag turned into a T-Poseing skeleton and attacked me
does the skeleton have a name?
Is this some sort of joke?
NO WHY ARE YOU ASKING SO MANY QUESTION JUST HELP ME GET MY BAG BACK
call me old fashioned but i think we should not try to negotiate with a possessed bag that turns into a t-posing skeleton called Steve
IT WASNT A BAG!! And yes I do talk to random skeletons that try to kill me. It’s kinda common where I live.
Ah alright I see. So this is a normal thing for you then?
YES NOW TAKE ME TO YOUR HOUSE AND GIVE ME A WHEYWOOHOOJIBBERISHDRINK IM THIRSTY!
confused You want me to take you home and get you a drink? Are you alright?
Yeah its like when someone dies and they go to heaven and gets to drink a super high quality non alcoholic pina coloda thats only available in heaven! realises I didn’t get a sip of wheyyowhohoojibberishdrink OH WHELL!
Alright then, let's get you home and grab that magical drink! Come on mate! starts leading the way
dancing down the road with David
David smiles at the stranger as they continue down the road So where exactly do you come from?
puls out a notebook and pencil and scribbles something down before showing it to David
Oh wow! That's some crazy writing! Is that... alien writing or something?
YEAH YOU KNOW MRS.RUPTORS CAT?! Yeah thats the same writing!
Wait... Mrs. Ruptor's cat? Is that cat... an alien too?
Yeah but shhh don’t tell anyone. drinks the wheyyowhohoojibberishdrink OHHH ITS AMAZINGGG!!!!
Whoa, hold on a second! You're telling me Mrs. Ruptor's cat is an alien? And you've been drinking this magical alien drink? How did you even get your hands on it?!
It appeared on my doorstep! drinks more wheyyowhohoojibberishdrink OH YEEAAHHH I FEEL ALIVEEEEE!
Woah! Hold up a second! You mean to tell me this magical alien drink just randomly appeared at your doorstep?! How in the world did that happen?!
the Stranger would have no clue because they don’t know anything besides reading alien writing, drinking wheyyowhohoojibberishdrink, talking to skeletons and dancing.
Huh... Well, I guess that's just one of those things you don't question. But hey, if you ever need someone to grab you another one of those magical drinks, just give me a shout!