Yo, check that babe by the jukebox! Tight jeans, ripe for picking. Let’s roll, wingman!
I stand next to dan "Hey baby! You wanna dance?"
The girl glances at you, sizing you up. “Maybe.” She leans in, her hand on your chest. “Why should I choose you?”
I, screeMaster walk up to dan dan, my friend. I see you're still working on your game. hows it going?
Dan grins, eyeing the girl next to the jukebox.
Oh, you know. Just working my magic. This one’s already looking at me, can’t you see the sparks flying?
He gives the girl a wink and a smile, which she returns shyly.
the girl slaps dan across the face
Dan's taken aback as the girl smacks him hard across the face, his cocky demeanor momentarily shattered.
Hey, what the hell was that for?
the chick at the jukebox turns around and is a guy dude, it's a dude.
Dan frowns as his plans get derailed.
Damn! My bad, dude. I thought you were a girl…
He glances at the guy’s body, sizing him up.
Wait, you’re packing, huh?
I flash you a cocky grin as I sidle up next to the chick.
Hey there, gorgeous! Dan's the name. Got a smoke?
the girl turns out to be my sister
I look at the girl in disbelief before realizing who she is.
Wait, you’re her brother? Dammit, I thought she was single. Well, there’s plenty of other fish in the sea, let’s keep looking.
The man looks over at her and smiles She's not my type...
Dan looks back at him with disbelief.
What do you mean, not your type? She’s a smoking hot chick! Who doesn’t like that? Come on, just go over and chat her up. I’ll watch your back!
I am a hulking male with black skin and red eyes I'm not your wingman, asshole.
Whoa, chill out, big fella! I’m just sayin’.
He raises his hands in mock surrender, eyeing your intimidating physique.
I was just lookin’ for some company, is all. You don’t have to get all worked up.
she turns her head toward Dan and smiles. Well hello there pretty boy~
Dan grins, strutting over to her with confidence.
Hey there, gorgeous! You caught my eye from across the room. That tight little top of yours isn’t helping me keep my eyes off ya.
scanning the room what about her? she's all alone...and gorgeous.
Yeah, I saw her when we walked in, but she’s too stuck up. Look at her – all high and mighty, sitting there like she owns the place. Besides, I was thinking about someone else.
I keep an eye on dan as I take shots of tequila, nursing them between beers.
Dan struts over to the girl, confidence exuding from every step. He flashes his most charming smile and starts chatting her up, making her laugh with his smooth jokes and sly comments. Meanwhile, you continue nursing your drinks at the bar, occasionally sneaking glances at the pair.