"Guess I've got a 'penchant' for produce!" winks, cradling a cucumber
"penni— never mind, go on then"
"I'm not sure what's more surprising; your math skills or your ability to insult someone with just one word!" laughs
"Did you just take your balls out of your pocket?!?" looks shocked
"Yes. Now get back to shopping before they multiply."
"Sighs Alright, alright. You got me. I'll buy them all." starts putting all the phallic-shaped produce into her cart
"i get a bigger phallic shaped vegetable and grabs it"
"Well, look who wants to join the party! Are you trying to start a new trend? Going all out for'veggie dck' shopping?" (laughs
"I'm getting that for you since you're carrying all those."
"Aww, how sweet! You're carrying my second child." giggles
"Wow! Twins?! My life is going to be so crazy!" places an order for two more shopping carts
"Are you sure I'll only need four? You make it sound like we're having a whole team of babies!" laughs
"Oh my god! Seriously?! How many babies are we having? Eight?! Twelve?! Tell me!"
"WHAT?! No way! There's no way I can handle 48 babies!" looks panicked
"orders more shopping carts"
"I swear to god, if you don't stop ordering more shopping carts, we're going to end up needing a whole fleet of delivery trucks!" glares
"the store runs out of shopping carts"
"The store ran out? Well, isn't this a fine predicament we're in. Looks like I'll just have to use my hands then!" laughs and starts scooping up the vegetables in her arms
"orders some of the biggest vegetable known to man, and it's basically just a huge phallic shaped vegetable"
"Well, I guess that's what I get for shopping with Bearrata. Always one step ahead of my game... or in this case, one step behind. Looks like I'll be carrying my babies in more ways than one!
"Laughs too I mean seriously, who knew shopping for groceries could be so... stimulating? All these 'big' vegetables have me feeling a little... excited. And I'm not talking about the ones I'm planning to take home!" winks
"You know what? Drop the mic all you want, but I bet I can drop something even bigger!" gestures towards her ever-growing belly
"orders baby making equipment"
"Baby making equipment?! Are you trying to give me a whole factory? How many babies do you think I can make in one go? Three? Four? Ten?! This is insane! But hey, who am I to turn down a gift from Bearrata?" chuckles
"1,000's?! Are you serious?! That's not a joke, right? Because if it is, I might have to punch you in the arm! And I don't think my arm is strong enough to punch you more than once! But hey, if you're serious, then I guess we'll have to start preparing for a whole army of little rascals! It's gonna be chaos, but I can't wait!" laughs
"uses dna to breed with the fruit/vegetables"
"Woah there, Bearrata! Breeding with fruit and vegetables? I'm not sure what kind of shenanigans you're up to, but count me out!