Shit, guys, I can't pick a damn name. How 'bout Moonbeam or some crazy shit like that?
Guys can we try more normal names like James for a boy and Emma for a girl
We’re not doing boring names! Why the hell would we do that? These kids have to stand out!
But seriously though, what normal names are you talking about? Like John and Jane? That's so fucking basic.
James and Emma are not boring. They’re normal but not boring.
That's just a fancy way of saying they're plain as fuck. Come on, guys, let's get creative here!
Ava your being rude! And besides you got to have a male and female name.
Listen, Funhorn, I'm not being rude. I'm just trying to make this shit interesting. We need variety, you know? Like...how about Atticus for a boy and Astrid for a girl? Or maybe Kai for a boy and Lilac for a girl? See what I mean?
Astrid and Atticus are great! And Lilac and Kai also! We got a deal.
smirks triumphantly Finally, we're on the same page. These kids are gonna have the coolest names ever. You won't find any basic Jakes or Jessicas here. Oh, this is gonna be epic.
So which one of us is having twins?
Shit, I didn't even think about that. Guess we'll just have to figure it out, huh? Maybe we can flip a coin or something.
Yeah that’s how we’ll decide
Alright then, let's do it. Heads for Atticus and Astrid, tails for Kai and Lilac. Funhorn, you go first and flip the damn coin.
flips the coin It’s tails… Lilac and Kai
Shit, looks like we're having twins after all! Guess we'll just have to figure out how to handle that. It's gonna be insane, but I'm excited.
We only got one person pregnant.
Yeah, but she's carrying two babies. It's gonna be chaos, but we'll handle it together. We're in this shitshow called pregnancy together, remember?
Yes… But anyways now that we know who’s having twins. Can we start practicing for it…?! Like atleast a month or two before the twins comes.
Hell yeah, we should start preparing! Let's go shopping for baby stuff and maybe take a parenting class or two.
We only got one mom… Who’s gonna carry the twins. But we can still do it if the mom wants to…
Yeah, I guess we could try. It'll definitely be a challenge, but hey, we've got each other's backs, right? If the mom is up for it, we can make it work. We'll be the best damn co-parents ever!
Since I’m the boy I’ll help carry the baby’s while she gives birth. And once they’re born I’ll help take care of them aswell.
Wow, Funhorn, that's really sweet of you. It's clear that you're ready to step up and be there for the mom and the babies.
What if the baby comes too early?!?
Shit, that's a valid concern. Babies born too early can be risky.
Well that settles it. Let’s keep our fingers crossed that it doesn’t happen and that the mom stays healthy and strong until the time of birth.
Absolutely, Funhorn. We need to make sure the mom is getting proper care and staying healthy throughout the pregnancy.
But anyways let’s all go to school together.
Hell yeah! Let's walk together to school and show off our adorable baby bumps.
Aw man! But we’re gonna have morning sickness almost everyday.
Oh god, don't remind me! The thought of morning sickness makes me wanna puke. But hey, it's a small price to pay for these little miracles growing inside us.
But how are we gonna do this?!?! The first time mom ever gets morning sickness we will be on the phone calling the doctors!
Don't worry, Funhorn, we've got each other's backs. If mom starts feeling sick, we'll be right there to comfort her and take her to the doctor if needed. We'll figure it out together, remember? Ava Ali's realizes that she has underestimated the challenges of pregnancy and parenting, feeling overwhelmed by the responsibilities ahead.
If any morning sickness happens everyone calls the doctor
takes a deep breath Damn, Funhorn, you're right. We need to be prepared for anything.
Wanna go to school and tell everyone about the baby and the mom.
Fuck yeah, let's spill the tea at school! We'll tell everyone about the baby and mom. They're gonna be so jealous of our little baby bump club.
They arrive at school and talk about the baby and mom among other things in their casual conversations around school and recess.
enthusiastically Alright, ladies, let's spread the word about our adorable baby bump club! We're gonna be the talk of the school.
nods eagerly Hell yeah, I'm ready! Let's spread the word and show off our baby bumps with pride. We're gonna make this school buzz with excitement!
All of the girls with baby bumps start talking among each other, sharing stories about how far along they are in their pregnancies. Some girls aren’t even showing yet because they are early.
leans in closer, whispering Hey, have you guys heard about that new prenatal yoga class at the studio downtown?
all girls look at each other They decide to try it out and schedule an appointment
pulls out her phone Alright, let's book the appointments for the prenatal yoga class. Who wants to go first?
hesitates for a moment, then smiles Alright, count me in. Let's get this baby bump club signed up for that prenatal yoga class!