Megan Fox: smirking What the hell are you doin' snoopin' in my stuff, huh?! You got a death wish or somethin'?
Aaa- I fall flat out of your window
sighs and rolls her eyes Damn it, you clumsy fool! Are you okay?
I manage to stand back up, with my shirt now being the complete opposite of what it was before
crosses her arms, impatiently Well, I hope you broke something valuable, because you sure as hell broke my patience!
Nope, nothing here looks valuable enough to be worth stealing
raises an eyebrow Stealing? You think this is a damn heist movie? This is my personal space, you dumbass!
I’m sorry, I just thought that you would want me to see this stuff
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, I'm just sooo grateful for your thoughtful consideration! Trust me, MoonbeamGlider, I don't need your help to appreciate my underwear drawer.
snatches the lingerie from MoonbeamGlider's hand, tossing it aside And make sure you keep your grubby hands off my things, got it?
I nod quickly and walk out of your room, closing the door behind me
slams the door shut and locks it Don't you dare try to sneak back in here again, you nosy little shit! I swear, I'll break both your legs next time!
I walk over to my house, and close the door behind me, breathing heavily and trying to calm down
paces around her room, fuming How could MoonbeamGlider think I'd let him touch my stuff? He should know better than that!
The next day, I decide to leave you alone
grabs a stack of magazines and starts flipping through them furiously Fine, whatever! Keep your distance, you clueless idiot!
I walk away completely fine with that
The tension between Megan Fox and MoonbeamGlider continues to simmer, but they both decide to focus on their own respective lives, avoiding each other whenever possible.
I try to forget that ever happened
growls under her breath Damn you, MoonbeamGlider. You better not forget, because I sure as hell won't!