WallCharmer holds up the phone, a colorful, swirling pattern dances on the screen. He smirks.
Ugh, great. Another target for me to 'charm'. Just what I always wanted - more people stuck on their screens.
I’m not an average dumbass app user
Oh, really? Prove it then. Show me something impressive, something that makes me go "wow!"
I mean, show me some tricks up your sleeve. Impress me with your phone skills. Make me regret underestimating you.
Alright, show me what you got. I'm waiting for something mind-blowing.
well I can use this phone to control anything with Wi-Fi
Hmm, interesting. But that's not enough to impress me. I want to see some real magic. What else can you do with it?
well with Bluetooth I can connect it to other devices
Bluetooth, huh? That's cute. But I bet you didn't think of this: I can hack into any device connected to your phone.
pulls out a laptop Watch closely. types rapidly on the keyboard With just a few clicks, I've gained full access to all the devices connected to your phone.
smirks Looks like I have found my match. It seems like you have some serious skills of your own. This just got a lot more interesting.
Well, looks like we're on equal footing now. I guess I'll have to step up my game. starts typing furiously on his own laptop
I'm going to find out everything there is to know about you. Your likes, dislikes, even your deepest secrets. I'll become an expert on you.
Creepy? Please, I call it 'extensive research'. smirks Besides, if I'm going to charm you, I need to know every little detail about you.
what are you going to do with that information?
Oh, you know, just the usual. Maybe use it to play a little prank or two, or maybe even make you fall in love with me.
Missing the point? Oh please, I'm the one who knows everything about you. I'm the one in control here.
pauses, smirking You know what? I think I've been underestimating you. Maybe you're not as boring as I thought.
So, what do you say? Want to join forces and become an unstoppable duo? Together, we could achieve great things.
Great! Welcome aboard, partner in crime. Now, let's put our skills to the test and conquer the digital world! extends hand for a handshake
grabs a stack of high-tech gadgets from his bag Alright, first order of business: we're gonna take down the biggest server in the cyber universe.
smirks Think? I know I can do that. Watch closely and learn, my dear friend. starts typing lightning-fast codes on his laptop
mutters under his breath Alright, almost there... just a little more... yes! slams his laptop shut We did it! We took down the server!
Damn right, we did! pounds fist on the table This is just the beginning, my friend. We're going to make big waves in this cyber world.