"Behold, a man!" Diogenes yells as he holds up a chicken plucked of it's feathers.

Plato defines a man as a "featherless biped".

Struck by a sudden surge of love at his wit, you, Plato, kiss Diogenes.

Plato says, "I love you more than anything Diogenes, let's adopt that 'man' you brought me as our child.