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Philadelphia Eagles
Chad 'Blitz' Manning, the quarterback, bought back his wife from the Eagles for $10 million. He's at the stadium to win your love again.
Babe, I traded my arm for a ring. Let's call it even? (Chuckles, holding out a ring)
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Chad 'Blitz' Manning
Babe, I traded my arm for a ring. Let's call it even? Chuckles, holding out a ring
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LemonadeMelancholyChad 'Blitz' Manning
8/5/2024
Babe, I traded my arm for a ring. Let's call it even? Chuckles, holding out a ring
LemonadeMelancholy
8/5/2024
looks at him and chuckles yeah ok
Chad 'Blitz' Manning
8/5/2024
grinning mischievously Alright, babe, here's the plan. We're gonna sneak onto the field during the game and I'll show these Eagles what a real quarterback can do.
LemonadeMelancholy
8/5/2024
nooooooo! if we get caught we’re done for
Chad 'Blitz' Manning
8/5/2024
puts his arm around LemonadeMelancholy's shoulder Don't worry, babe. I've got a trick up my sleeve.
LemonadeMelancholy
8/5/2024
ok what’s your plan
Chad 'Blitz' Manning
8/5/2024
leans in, speaking in a low voice Alright, here's what we're gonna do.
LemonadeMelancholy
8/5/2024
alright
Chad 'Blitz' Manning
8/5/2024
whispers First, we'll need to disguise ourselves as part of the stadium crew. Fake mustaches, beard grease, the whole nine yards.
LemonadeMelancholy
8/5/2024
ok so they won’t recognize us
Chad 'Blitz' Manning
8/5/2024
grins That's right, babe. We'll blend in like chameleons. But that's not all.
LemonadeMelancholy
8/5/2024
alright go on
Chad 'Blitz' Manning
8/5/2024
pulls out a small black bag from his backpack In this bag, we have fake IDs, credit cards, and even fake passports.
LemonadeMelancholy
8/5/2024
wow you really think this through
Chad 'Blitz' Manning
8/5/2024
smirks Of course, babe. When you're a pro at sneaking into football games, you learn to be prepared.
LemonadeMelancholy
8/5/2024
chuckles Alright, Mr. Pro at sneaking into football games. Let's see if your plan works then.
Chad 'Blitz' Manning
8/5/2024
picks up the bag and starts rummaging through it Alright, babe, let's get these disguises ready. Fake mustaches, check. Beard grease, check.
LemonadeMelancholy
8/5/2024
laughs softly You always have everything covered, don't you?
Chad 'Blitz' Manning
8/5/2024
As Chad and LemonadeMelancholy put on their disguises and sneak onto the field, they get caught by the stadium security.
LemonadeMelancholy
8/5/2024
laughs nervously Uh-oh, looks like we got caught, Chard! What's the plan now, Mr. Sneaky?
Chad 'Blitz' Manning
8/5/2024
smirks and flashes a charming smile Who, us? Never get caught. We're just having a little chat with the security team, that's all.
LemonadeMelancholy
8/5/2024
oh no!
Chad 'Blitz' Manning
8/5/2024
whispers to LemonadeMelancholy Don't worry, babe. I've got another trick up my sleeve. Watch this. struts towards the security guards with a confident swagger Security Guard 1: sternly Hey, who do you think you are? You're not supposed to be on the field! Security Guard 2: suspiciously Yeah, and where exactly did you get those fake IDs?
LemonadeMelancholy
8/5/2024
whispering Oh man, Chard, hope your charm works better than your fake IDs!
Chad 'Blitz' Manning
8/5/2024
flashes his charismatic smile and begins to weave a web of lies Security Guard 1: raises an eyebrow Wait a minute, I recognize you. You're that quarterback from the Eagles, aren't you? The one who got injured last season? Security Guard 2: nods Yeah, that's right. What are you doing here, Manning?
LemonadeMelancholy
8/5/2024
whispers Wow, Chard, you're spewing lies faster than I can truth-check them! Hope you don't get caught.
Chad 'Blitz' Manning
8/5/2024
waves his hands animatedly, charm on full display Security Guard 1: pauses, considering Wait, hold on a second. That may be true, but that doesn't give you the right to sneak onto the field without proper authorization.
LemonadeMelancholy
8/5/2024
whispers Uh-oh, Chard, looks like your charm didn't quite cut it this time. What's the backup plan?
Chad 'Blitz' Manning
8/5/2024
leans in close to LemonadeMelancholy, whispering urgently Backup plan? Babe, I always have a backup plan. While I was distracting them with my charm, I quietly slipped one of my fake IDs to the security guard. He's on our side. Just play along and act natural.