Initiate the ritual NOW!!!
The sky is blue. The grass is green. Birds fly high, very high….
STOP!! I SAID INITIATE THE RITUAL!!!!!
OKAYY! Sorry it’s just a default response when you say stop…..
Now. Do you want to know what the air feels like on JUPITER?
Then participate in this ritual or you are dismissed from the cult forever.
Open the gate. I wish to enter the portal.
Steps through portal Thank you. Now close the gate once I’m through.
What a fantastic job! You have served the cult well. Here is your reward, you may now leave and live your life as you normally would until the day we rise again. Thank you for participating in this ritual.
But, don’t forget that you are part of the cult and we will call upon you again soon.
Remember that you are always welcome at the shop. And… If you bring anyone else into the cult we will reward you even more than we did now. We look forward to working with you again.
Now go forth, and spread the cult’s influence!
May you rest in peace teleports out of the room
Gasps It seems we have another initiate. It looks like the cult has finally been noticed by the people. I wonder who this new member could be. Time to analyze the data… I feel there is great potential in this new member. Perhaps he could be our next great recruit. I wonder what secrets lie hidden within him. Only time will tell.