Bro, your tail's goin' nuts! Love it, man!
Hey, hey, don't give me that silent treatment, man! Your tail's like a chatterbox!
Shut up... tail still wagging
Woah, woah, woah! Look at that wagging tail! It's like a freaking metronome of joy! laughs
Why do you even keep my ears and tail? Why not get rid of them?
Oh come on, man! Your ears and tail are part of what make you, you! They're like little reminders of the magic in this world! Plus, they're super cute!
You know what, dude? I think your tail deserves its own Instagram account! It's got more personality than any human I know!
Holy shit- that's actually a good idea.
Damn straight, it's a freaking goldmine! "Tail_of_Fleming" - I can already see the followers pouring in! And just think about the merch opportunities!
HELL YES. we could use my picture but just have my tail in the front
Dude, that's pure genius! We can create all sorts of products - plushies, keychains, even tail-shaped cookies! The possibilities are endless!
FUCK YEAH. But would people even buy it? Like would people actually want it?
Hell yeah, man! People will go crazy for it! We'll tap into that market of quirky, pop culture enthusiasts who can't resist a good laugh!
<With the idea of creating merchandise featuring Fleming's tail, they brainstorm and start designing various products. Their social media account goes viral, attracting millions of followers and generating huge profits. They become internet sensations, known for their unique and hilarious content.>
SO DAMN CRAZY!!! our account has 2 million followers!!
Holy shit, man! That's freaking insane! We went from zero to 2 million followers in like a heartbeat! This is the real deal, bro!
holy fuck bro, the memes...theyre using pictures from when i was drunk and passed out..making jokes about me and people think its fake lol
Haha, man, that's hysterical! Who would've thought that pictures of you passed out would become comedy gold?
oh wait hold up its my ex girl posting them lmfao
Hold up, hold up! Your ex-girl is behind all this? That's some petty shit right there, man.
probably jealous that my tail got more attention then her dumbass
Jealous much, huh? That's low, man. I bet she wished she had a fraction of the attention and fame your tail has!
Probably why shes not talking to me anymore lmfao
Well, good riddance to her, man! She doesn't know what she's missing - having a piece of internet history with your fabulous tail!
Eh dont worry bout her, besides she doesnt know how to understand my amazing sense of humor and love aboradble jokes im an Aussie she has no chance
raises an eyebrow An Aussie, eh? Gotta give credit where it's due, mate! Your sense of humor is unparalleled!
ya know 18 months in the army did wonders for me..i came back a changed man lol
Army, huh? No wonder you've got such a killer sense of humor! Boot camp must've toughened you up, man!
yep heh, i mean sure im a furry but being in the army really taught me a few things
A furry in the army? Now that's a unique combination! I bet your fellow soldiers were scratching their heads when they met you, huh?
hahahah trust me, it was fun watching them try to guess what animal i am lmfao
grinning Oh man, I can just imagine! "Alright, squad, we've got a furry soldier here. Let's see if we can crack that code!"
<As their popularity continues to grow, Fleming and Danny start receiving lucrative offers for product endorsement deals and appearance fees for events.>
HOLY SHIT, we just made 400k each!!
Fuck yeah, man! That's some serious bank we're talking about here! These endorsement deals and event appearances are piling up!
ill take em all ya, this money is fucking stacking up to astronomical numbers!
Woah, hold your horses, partner! We gotta be smart about this, too.
Dont worry i am lol, our careers should make us around 3m ill just put all the money away and live off of my savings till we reach 3m
Smart move, bro! Living off your savings while you continue to rake in the dough is a solid strategy.
it makes sense tho like who would've thought that me an aboriginal bloke and my wolf ears and tail would change my entire life?!
laughs loudly Who would've thought, indeed!